#takatae

GinTae

Drinks all of the coffee: Gintoki, using up all the sugar, 

Brings up adopting a pet: no one, but Gintoki has a thing for strays

Kills the bugs: Otae is the master of bug and gorilla control in the house

Cooks the meals: ... Otae, although Gintoki offers every time, and sneaks into the kitchen to cook a ‘suprise’ meals. However Otae is very, very set on being a ‘good wife’ and cooking so it never ends well. 

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Otae, she wants everything to be nice and well prepared, so she gets into spirit of things much sooner than she should, 

Initiates the couple selfies: neither, although when we’re on the topic of photos, Gintoki carries with him a blurry and crooked photo of him and Otae (with Shinpachi shouting at someone in the background),  taken by Kagura

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Gintoki. And he pays dearly for that 

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Gintoki, but Otae is close second with the amount of Bargian Dash she buys. 

Nicknames the other: Gintoki, 

OkiKagu 

Drinks all of the coffee: Kagura, she hates the stuff but wants to be ‘refined’ 

Brings up adopting a pet: Kagura, she instist Sadaharu needs company

Kills the bugs: They fight for it, but usually Sougo. 

Cooks the meals: neither. They cooking is disasterous, co they usually eat out. Kagura hates cooking, but Sougo sometimes tries to cook. 

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Kagura

Initiates the couple selfies: Kagura, 

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: They are both horrible at this, but Kagura is in the lead. 

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Kagura. No competition here. 

Nicknames the other: both, they can’t help themselves. 

HijiTae

Drinks all of the coffee: Hijikata, after a long day of work to be at least a bit awake

Brings up adopting a pet: Otae, she wants them to have a pet to ‘train’ for the moment they have a baby. Hijikata is mortified with the idea of children and insists they don’t need any animal, but he secrety wishes Otae would buy a dog one day regardelss of his whining. 

Kills the bugs: Otae. 

Cooks the meals: Otae. Not only She doens’t want anyone else in the kitchen, the one time Hijikata tried to pepare food it was mayonaise with mayonaise sauce.

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Otae, see above.

Initiates the couple selfies: Neither,

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: They are both dilligent, but Otae once forgot about an anniversary. Knowing that she would be extremely sad about it, Hijikata pretended he also forgot about it. 

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Otae, unless we count mayonaise... 

Nicknames the other: Otae likes to call him some horrible pet names, just to annoy him a little

TakaTae (that’s a rare one!) 

Drinks all of the coffee: Takasugi

Brings up adopting a pet: Otae, beause she thinks that taking care of a dog would do him good.  

Kills the bugs: Takasugi, he’ll never admit it but he wants to show off a little. Otae is not impressed. 

Cooks the meals: Otae. Taksugi is impressed by how much raw evil power can be contained in a meal. 

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Otae, see above.

Initiates the couple selfies: Neither,

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Takasugi gets wrapped up in his, well, work. 

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Takasugi, the guy is horrible when it comes to doing shopping. 

Nicknames the other: Takasugi sometimes tries to be poetic. It rarely works. 

KamuTae

Drinks all of the coffee: Kamui

Brings up adopting a pet: Kamui, he really wants to have a pet

Kills the bugs: Otae, she wants the house to keep standing, thank you very much, 

Cooks the meals: Otae, and Kamui loves her cooking. 

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Kamui gets really interested in holiday customs, so he tends to be impatient.

Initiates the couple selfies: Kamui, just to try it

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Kamui, he just doesn’t think they’re that important.

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Kamui buys everything.