(In the Spirit of @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON, and my own Jaune Gets a Gun Au I present... )
"Jaune Gets An Upgrade AU" Day One - (Tail-Gear [1/2])
Ren and Jaune shied away from several of the booths... at least those few he had fallen on when he was transformed into a 23 foot tall plate mail clade knight. The pair choosing caution as the opportune tactic when faced with so many angry glares, as vendors tried to salvage what they could.
Jaune: That could have gone better...
Ren: True.
Jaune: But that was so...
Ren: No, Jaune. Just no.
Jaune: I was just going to say it was cool.
Ren: No you were going to lead into going back to purchase it. You need to look around... you may find something that suits you and your skills... better.
Jaune: Nora would have let me...
Ren: WHICH is why she is not escorting you.
Ren stopped suddenly and looked around. Jaune also stopped and watched his friend and teammates actions.
Jaune: Ren? Is something wrong?
Ren: I'm... I'm just getting this feeling that we're being watched.
(Image sourced via Google - Twoearle "Ginna be the twin tail")
????: Yes. They're perfect. Absolutely brimming with multiple attribute powers!
Jaune: Now that you mention it...
The unseen figure pulled two similar looking armbands from her pockets. One in red. The other in blue.
????: Now wait for my chance...
Ren: Maybe we should go find the others?
Jaune: I mean we could, but what's the wor...
Ren: DON'T SAY IT!!!
CLICK! CLICK!
????: Yes! Remnant will now be safe! TAIL ON!
Ren / Jaune: ...
The pair of young men vanished in brilliant flash of light...
Jaune: WHAT THE HELL!!!
Ren: ...
????: Welcome Tail Red and Tail Blue. I am Twoearle your advisor in all things related to Tail Gear. Time is short a great... AHHHHH!!!
Ren grabbed the silver grey haired woman by the shoulders and started to roughly shake her.
Ren: TURN ME BACK!!!
Twoearle: PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE SSSTTTOOOPPP!
Jaune: Ren calm down!
Ren: Calm down! I'm now a girl! This will RUIN EVERYTHING between me and Nora!!!
Jaune: ...
Twoearle: JJJUUUSSSTTT SSSAAAYYY TTTAAAIIILLL OOOFFFFFF!
Jaune: Tail Off?
In a flash of light Jaune was back to normal. AT the sight of his friend and team leader once again a male. Ren stopped shaking Twoearle...
Ren: TAIL OFF!!!
In another flash of light Ren reverted back to his male form, and held out his arm.
Ren: Twoearle was it?
Twoearle: Yes.
Ren: Take it off.
Twoearle: Um... you see...
Ren: You can't can you?
Jaune: Seriously?
Twoearle: Sorry? Once Tail Gear bonds with someone it will not be separated from that person until such time as it senses a worthy successor... and even then it needs to be modified...
Ren: Let's go Jaune.
Jaune: Ren?
Ren: We. Are. Leaving.
Twoearle: Wait! What about your destined mission?? You were chosen for a reason!
Ren grabbed Jaune by his wrist and stalked off dragging the goofy blond behind him leaving a stunned Twoearle behind.
