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hey folks! you may have known me as juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231 over the last couple of years, which ended recently due to concerns that weren't tumblr's fault. but i was born to poast, and i cannot deny my destiny any longerβso i'm back, with an identity that's, uh, less traceable to linkedin. i'll be embarking on the traditional pilgrimage to reconnect with my mutuals! thank you for your patronage, and we hope to see you again.
i think you can keep calling me juh though. i should display that somewhere prominent.
today i set out to write a ray tracer for optical design simulation, and to my great surprise, i now have a ray tracer
things yet to be done include quantifying lens performance, building a catalog of material properties, supporting color, tolerance testing, figuring out how focus/zoom/aperture work, modeling reflection and absorption loss, and finally (the hard part) building a coefficient optimizer. the api already needs some work as well; there's not currently a great way of modeling a cemented doublet.
i found something really awesome just minutes ago: automatic differentiation! it's a thing in all the big ML libraries because it's important for gradient descent. it was stupidly easy to rework it in there and now we don't have to specify derivatives for surfaces! (aspherics are central to this project, so there will be all kinds of different curves involved. in fact none of these examples has a sphere, besides the flat surfaces of infinite radius.)
i should start actually documenting the sayings that i live by
we'll start off with:
people matter more than rules
once it's gone, it's gone
you're not gonna get it right on the first try
make the plan, execute the plan, expect the plan to go off the rails, throw away the plan
hot food should be hot
don't ask why, ask why not (corollary: "because i want to" is a reason)
children are people
if it's not an inconvenience, it's not gonna get done (corollary: nothing more permanent than a temporary fix)
the only person you can control is you
when in doubt, throw it out
don't write a web browser
i'll update the original post instead of adding reblogs, so click through for the latest version
i really enjoy the format of "introduces an idea i'm about to share [remembers reason this is contraindicated] masterfully pivots to a comical save"

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Light poured out of every window, accompanied by the telltale buzz of electricity. "IT'S ALIIIIIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" The mad scientist did her best to stay in character despite the genuine excitement. There would be so much to do in the coming days, but right this moment she had a checklist to complete. Tonight's success was admittedly unexpected, after months of failure, and she had given up practicing the phase-two safety checks and operational steps.
After a few minutes of shuffling paper and frantically flipping through three-ring binders, the scientist looked back up at the work table. With a tone of concern and mild panic, no longer able to adhere to the bit: "Uh, s-step monster? What are you doing?"
He was in fact...
very hungry, and had started gnawing on anything in sight, including himself.
leafing through the document she had been looking for this whole time.
straightening his tie and fixing his hair, apparently unaware that he had died.
role-playing as the ball from katamari damacy.
PSA: keep your walkways clear! you need at minimum a clear path from anywhere you are to a fire exit, at least 24" wide all the way up. this is juh's decree, inherited from her father, Mr. Insurance himself. if you need more than 24", then you need more than 24". if you need additional paths, then you need additional paths. i don't care if you have to sweep piles of trash to the side to do it, but you need clear walkways. thank you for attending my theodore presentation.
i need a scalp massage from a wood chipper