Mar 28, 2017
Tabi's preferences~
Feelsbender/Me: Tabi. Fuck Kill Marry Sidehoe. Choices are Keith, Lance, Garrus, Jaal.
Tabi: Oh my god. I can't kill any of them!!
Me: One of them must die.
Tabi: But I don't--None of them should have to die!
Me: One of them has to die for you to be happy.
Tabi:
Tabi:
Tabi:..... Okay like....Fuck Keith. Kill Jaal. Marry Garrus. Sidehoe Lance. But there's a timeline to this.
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tabi: I'll Kill Jaal. Then that will make Garrus happy. So we'll get Married. But that's not enough excitement for me. So my Sidehoe is Lance. But then Lance introduces Keith into this and it all goes down hill from there...
