#jubi

Jubileus the Creator - Bayonetta

Send me a ☕️ and a topic and I’ll talk about how I feel about it lol

⬆️ me: autistic european who has only had 4 oreo flavors/types and already has a favorite, so was unaware how depraved the oreoverse is.

Basic bitch oreos: are basic bitches, okay i guess. I never crave them but if somebody offers me one i’ll eat it.

Golden oreos:

⬆️ Bell’s favorite, i usually have at least 3 packs in my pantry cause they’re one of my safe foods. Perfection. I don’t desire any other and all are judged in comparison to this one.

Chocolate cream: too much chocolate, don’t want, but definitely edible, a little worse than the basic bitches

Strawberry cheesecake: why? Nope nevermind i was wrong i just looked em up and they look good. I just hate cheesecake do any time something is branded as cheesecake and used as a selling point i feel like people are picking a fight with me. But if it’s just a creamy strawberry filling i’ll allow it. Probably better than basic bitches.

Milk chocolate coated: number 3 of all the oreos i’ve had. Ranked above strawberry. Good. Pain in the ass to eat tho. This slut melts if you look at it.

Red velvet cream: why? *looking up a picture* yeah i’m right! This sucks! Why??? Just fuck off to a bakery and get a red velvet cupcake. I’m totally not biased because i once excitedly tried to make red velvet cake from a Betty Croaker (hmm that doesn’t correct but i dont care enough to research it) anyway i tried to make it from a Betty boxmix and the smell from the red batter was so strong and horrible it activated my sensory issues and i had to evacuate from the kitchen. Me just angrily looming outside the kitchen while my family finished baking it like

Ahem anyway…

White chocolate coated: second place. I like it.

Birthday cake: what the fuck is up with ~birthday cake~ flavor? Do you people not have any variation????? I once had a rice cream pie for my birthday and it was great. What the fuck does birthday cake even taste like? Just white with waxy sprinkles? Fine i’ll google it.

HEY THIS IS JUST BASIC BITCH CAKE WITH SUCKY SPRINKLES

America you’ve disappointed me once again…

I rate it bingbong fuck ya life

Peanut butter: finally something that makes sense! *remembers the time i had a reese’s piece* …is it normal peanut butter or the half digested goop that has more in common with sour yoghurt than peanuts 🫩 if it’s normal peanut butter it gets third place. If it’s peanut butter that a little bird vomited into a food processor i’m going to blow up this building.

Mint: i’m going to blow up the building.

Lemon cream: above strawberry i guess???

Peanut butter pie sandwich: ????? Okay so we’re just saying words recreationally now. I rate it no i don’t want to that’s an off topic question you have been stopped.

Carrot cake: no just no. Carrot cake is good cause it’s moist. A dry carrot cake is about as enjoyable as eating sand. And oreos? Dry as hell! I don’t even fuckin want em if i cant have a huge glass of milk to go with em.

Dark chocolate: ???!!!! What are you even fuckin doing here????? Disappointment personified. Cookiefied? I don’t give enough of a fuck to figure it out.

Butter creme: ? Like???? Why????? Can’t find shit online it’s all just recipe blogs teaching you *checks notes* how to make ugly and boring cakes

Cherry cola:

⬆️ i had to check before i opened my mouth to make sure oreos are american.

Ahem.

You people are one election away from making brain tumor flavored oreos.

Halloween cookie, chocolate creme golden, kettle corn heads or tails double stuffed, regular double stuffed, thins, double stuffed thins

(pronounced Joo-Bee)

She is my lil alien oc for another of my original story ideas, i'll be posting her besties/sisters and her girlfriend soon

She's a 24yr old fugitive alien that lives at a diner on Earth run by a human named Max Nova, that her alien besties, Fizz and Bopp, live with

Story name is the Starship Diner, which is the name of the diner she lives at

I plan to make a webcomic on them

i hope u like it!! and srry if the proportions and colors are wrong 😭