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Fun fact: writing Ignis going off on people is a great way to let off some steam

While many may not believe it, being as in control and well put together as Ignis was could be extremely draining.  Being polite when all he wanted to do was tell off one of his colleagues – or even one of his friends – constantly left the Royal Adviser exhausted by the end of the day.  Yes he had been raised to be as polite as ever and had learned early on how to control his temper and tongue, but that didn’t mean that those things were easy.

Ignis was currently situated beside Noctis, the two of them subject to listening to a complaint that one of the Citadel employees had.  At this point Ignis was simply listening for specific words that would let him know it was time for him to give some sort of response.  Did this man ever shut up? He thought idly to himself.  Based on the impatient drumming of Noctis’s fingers on the arm of his chair, Ignis concluded quite easily that the King didn’t quite care to listen to this complaint much longer either.

“If your Majesty truly cared about helping everyone back to their feet, you would fix this problem immediately.”  Though Ignis could not actually see Noctis, he imagined that the King’s eyebrow was likely twitching slightly at the comment.  Ignis himself was doing his best to keep his mouth shut.  It wasn’t his place to mouth off to his Highness’s royal subjects, no matter how much they deserved it. 

That didn’t change the fact that Ignis truly wanted nothing more than to drag this man through the mud, though.  Ignis would not indulge in such a childish reaction.  He knew better.

“I am a relatively patient man,” Noctis said evenly.  “But be careful not to overstep boundaries.”

“Do you need your royal babysitter to give you the okay to help out those of us that work lower ranking jobs in the Citadel?  Is that the reason you refuse to give an answer?”

Ignis indulged.

“Your King is perfectly capable of making decisions on his own, and he does not have to run anything by me or anyone else, ultimately.  He has had plenty of experience dealing with the duties he has been entrusted, and he has done much more than anyone else to help rebuild Insomnia,” Ignis said.  “And I must say that it has been incredibly kind of your King to have allowed you to stay in his presence so long to hear out your complaints.  If you would truly like to hear my thoughts on the matter, however, I will give them to you.  You cannot fathom the immensity of fucks I simply do not give.  Your problem is hardly a problem at all, especially when there are so many civilians still homeless, roaming the streets in search of a place to rest for the night.  Now, if you would be so kind, I would be quite pleased if you left us for the rest of the night.  Thank you.”

The offended scoff that left the man was music to Ignis’s ears, as was the sound of hurried footsteps out of the office chamber.  Ignis’s ears were then greeted by the sound of Noctis’s soft chuckle before it turned into a full, genuine laugh.  “I forgot how unforgiving you could be,” the King said as he attempted to calm himself.

“Yes, well, it had been a rather long day….” Ignis replied in an attempt to gain some of his dignity back.  

“Do me a favor and file a report to have him fired,” Noctis said.

*blinks* You tempt me with Dino, so I’ll do my best for Iggy. X3

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M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)  - Ignis

Surprisingly for the strategist, you don’t need to do anything sexual to get him going, though it depends on where you are if he acts on it or not. 

Ignis not one that’s big on PDA because of his role with the royal family, but he gets off on subtle touches. Gently touch his arm when you talk with him, pet your fingers down from elbow to wrist to get his attention then withdraw. You’ll notice that he tries to reach for you but then he remembers his place, letting his hand rest again at his side. 

When he’s sitting around the campfire, sipping ebony, pet your fingers along from one shoulder to the other as you work your way around his chair before taking a seat next to him. You’ll watch his emerald eyes stare at you intently, and you’ll notice that he subtilty rolls his shoulders. If you pay attention, you should notice the gooseflesh on his forearms and wrists.

Only you seem to test his resolve more than the Prince himself. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)  - Dino

Dino has many. And each one he wants to explore with you. He’s one to talk it out first, to make sure that you’re comfortable with the ideas first. You know, he’s ever the gentleman. [ Dino, is also a switch, is totally cool to have you in control, so if there’s something you want to try, just go ahead and talk to him about it. ] Once you’re comfortable with what he wants to try, he can’t help but almost purr at you as he marks up your neck with kisses and nibbles first, cause he loves seeing you with marks from him you can’t hide. 

He loves to tease you in public, getting you so wound up that you’re dragging him back to your place, or his, whichever is closer.  Though if you don’t make it back to either place, that’s fine with him too as he’s into the idea of public sex, the thrill of being caught as he’s taking you, where someone could see you, gets him harder than a rock.

Clothed sex is another big one on Dino’s list. He loves to just come up behind you, and barely get things out of the way before he goes to town on you with his mouth or his cock.

Dino has a slight voyeur kink - He accidentally walked in on you pleasuring yourself once, and he was frozen and enthralled on the spot. He moved to where he was sure you couldn’t see him and joined you, and when you were just about to reach your peak, he slunk into the room surprising you. When you froze he groaned at you, asking you to keep going - then realized mutual masterbation was a heck of a thing.

He’s into bondage, being used on you or on himself, and astrals save you if you beg him to tie you up with his tie. He will do his best to not absolutely wreck you, but you started it! 

So in addition to the random things I can come up with for these guys, I’mma also put some of the collective names I’ve seen for the others. c: This will be a super fun headcanon thing to work on, so here we go! 

By Any Other Name – FFXV Characters and Their Nicknames 

Noctis Lucis Caelum – Sleepy Prince, Noct-Ass, Emo Prince, Sasuke, Prince of My Heart 

He’d probably end up squinting a bit out of curiosity at the fact that – wow, he had alot of names to him. Alot of them associated with him giving off that emo vibe, so he had to gawk a bit and point at the names given to him. The others were hardly surprised, having to give a small nod of agreement to the Sleepy Prince and Emo Prince. There was a good reason to why that nickname existed, right? It was probably the hair. 

“What’s wrong with my hair?” Noctis frowned, having to blow his bangs out of his face so he could look at the others with a firm glare. The fact that he kept blowing his bangs out of his face though seemed to only make their point stronger. Okay, so he did have a bit of emo hair, but it was just because he didn’t like getting his hair cut often. The stylists at the castle could never get his bangs they wanted it to be. 

And the more he thought about it, the more exasperated by it. And not even a few moments later, when Ignis and Gladiolus returned back from the market, there Noctis was. Asleep. Because whenever Noctis got frustrated about something, he’d get sleepy and ultimately sleep off his annoyances. The others couldn’t help but sigh before they simply tucked the prince in and let the ‘emo boy’ rest up. Because nobody likes a grumpy emo kid. 

Prompto Argentum – Sunshine Boy, Promp-adore, Freckles, Discount Cloud, Beautiful Boy, Chump-to 

The names that are typically given to him are generally positive, so Prompto doesn’t have much of an issue with them to begin with. Even so, he’s quite alright with nicknames in general, considering that he gives them out to the other boys like they’re candy. He can respect a finely-crafted and well-thought-out nickname. Of course, he doesn’t have anything particularly bad as a nickname. In his mind at least. 

Chumpto is probably one of the worst names that he’s really gotten, in his mind (with Discount Cloud, that’s honestly a compliment, since (if he knew Cloud in this universe), he’d be a huge fanboy probably). Even though, it’s not really anything as bad as being called a dumbass or an idiot by his other friends sometimes. He’s a chump sometimes, and he’s not afraid to admit that. 

He probably even doing the awkward finger guns as he chuckles and go 'Number One Loser, Chumpto Argentum here~’ He just laughs to himself, but that’s because he knows his self-esteem is already crippled enough. You can’t feel sad and depressed about yourself when you’re always a joke, after all! He laughs again at the thought, then hangs his head because wow. Even the Sunshine Boy can get a little bit cloudy sometimes. 

Ignis Scientia – Eggnis, Cooking Mama, Iggy Azealea, Mama Iggy, Iggilicious, New Recipeh, Meme Lord 

You think Ignis would take offense to all of the nicknames in regards to him being called 'mama,’ but he’s honestly quite proud of the nickname. It’s not like he's gonna deny that he’s the party’s mother-figure, considering that he cooks for them, cleans, tailors, and so much more. He can’t even count the many things he does for the others on his nicely manicured fingernails (because self-care is important). But nevertheless, despite his ever-so busy routine to make sure the others aren’t dying or starving, he’s quite content with the nicknames – especially cooking mama, which his gets a kick out of. 

Even during the times where others think he’s kind of passive on the nicknames, Ignis actually takes them to heart. Never in a negative way, mind you, for even with the nicknames of 'dumb twit’ or the like, he’d be the kind of person to acknowledge it. And ultimately use it against you if you decide to apologize in a moment of need. Gladiolus, for example, once called Ignis 'Four-Eyed Asshole,’ and you know what happened to Gladiolus? He was made to apologize because Ignis decided not to cook a goddamn thing for the brutish bodyguard. 

“Iggy, where’s my food?” 

“I decided to be a 'four-eyed asshole’ and not cook for you. A bloody shame. Cooking Mama is currently done in the kitchen.” 

So yes. Ignis doesn’t mind the nicknames. Because it’ll be up to you to decide whether or not your next meal or chance for healing is really worth it over the name calling.  

Gladiolus Amicitia – Brute, Gladdy Daddy, Super Meat Boy, Gladi-hoe, Daddio, Big Beefy Bara Bear, Tiny 

Compared to the other boys, Gladiolus got off really light on the nicknames. Yeah, he’d probably be called a whole lot of 'bastards’ and 'assholes,’ but a good majority of his nicknames come off as more of pet-names, if anything. All of the adoring fans of his, captivated by his muscles, just calling him all sorts of things – especially calling him some sort of variant of 'daddy.’ 

The others are a little bit disturbed by how much attention Gladiolus gets, but Gladiolus is really okay with it all, especially when he can show off to his adoring fans with a flash of his muscles and a wink of his eye as he purrs. 'Who’s your daddy~?’ Fans lose their shit, everyone does, and Ignis facepalms before he hooks his finger around Gladiolus’s belt look and drags him off. 

He is kind of surprised though when someone had the guts to call him 'Tiny,’ though. It was kind of uncalled for and out of the blue, so he ended up just staring down the shorter individual who called him that and arched an eyebrow. They really just call him 'Tiny?’ Yeah, they did. They kept calling him that, and after awhile, Gladiolus couldn’t help but smile every time he was called that. The sheer irony of it made it a great nickname, and he loved it just as much as the others. 

Blind! Ignis never knowing how bad his scars look would bother him 💔

YES THIS EXACTLY. I think about this a lot. I have a firm headcanon that he’s really insecure about his scars because he’ll never know what they actually look like. All he has are the feelings from when he got them and from those alone he thinks the scars are way worse than they actually are. 

I actually touched upon this in one of my super old posts. After going blind, Ignis gets really nervous in intimate situations where the lights are on. He’s almost ashamed of himself even if he has no reason to be. He’s laid out bare and he knows his partner can see because the lights are on, and he can’t “defend himself” because he can’t even see what he’s defending.

Ignis grabbed your arm and pulled you close to him. He looked to his little daughter and nodded.

“We are enlisting our help to you. What were you trying to do here? It looks to be a cross with a cake and pie?”

Ilania hugged her Daddy and her new favorite person. 

He smiled fondly as she snuggled herself into him, his fingers gently petting shapes along her arm. He lifted his head as he heard her sigh, his brows rising a bit before he realized that she finally had let herself drift off. 

He hummed a little, knowing that she was afraid of the creatures outside, so he took a deep breath, and fought off falling asleep as long as he could…

Though he blinked in surprise as he felt her squirm and heard her whimper a little, only to feel her jolt awake. He lifted his head a bit more, and before he could say anything to her she slipped out of his arms, and from bed. He sat up only to blink at the brightness of the light as she flipped it on. He shook his head gently as he heard her apologize, then chuckled, rubbing his eyes a little. 

“Nah, it’s alright Doll. I should have left the light on for ya.” he reached out a hand to her. “C’mon, back in bed…” 

He waited and smiled a bit more as she crawled back in with him, though this time he moved before she could settle in, and pulled her gently to his chest, letting her head rest against him. “Get comfy Doll…I promise, I won’t let them hurt you…”