ππΌππΌ Lips review
WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF:
πππDASHA REVIEWS BTS. πππ
LAST TIME IT WAS TIDDIES. NOW ITβS LIPS.
WHAT WILL IT BE NEXT TIME? FUCK IF I KNOW.
Kissing style ideal for it
kim fuck theyβre plumper than i thought namjoon
Kissableness: 1007/10 also that neck hoooooo boi
like look at those bad bois. theyβre ready for puckering.
shape and plumpness: perfect. literally. the cupid bow is so nicely shaped. n the bottom lip is rich n full of softness- fuck.
ideal kissing style: fucking rough as fuck boi like fuck me up GOD. biting on those lips would send that man into heaven and you to hell. i mean just look at them.f uck. how would you not?? kissing him would take hours until both of you are completely satisfied.
and a little smile pics for yβall because im a hoe for smiling namjoon
those fucking dimples will bury me in my grave i swear to god.
min fucking hell why are u so cute yoongi
kissableness: i mean 1000/10 likeβ¦ all of them are gonna be over 10 in a 10 scale letβs be fucking real
but can we just take a moment at how aesthetically pleasing they are to look at??
like theyβre shaped ideally. something out of a painting. srsly wtf.
theyβre not as plump as joonieβs but like, thereβs enough padding in there for a good time, u know what i mean??
also side profile because why not.
pouty baby. why are you so cute???
ok so for the kissing style. i think heβd be very soft and sweet tbh. like candy. i can just imagine him tasting like candy chapstick and having that soft and warm and safe feel u know? i kno itβs not what ppl usually perceive him to be, but like. i feel like he would be gentle with kissing you and that will make you knees weak more than any roughness any could.
rip my ovaries oh dear lord
jung omg ur lips are something else omg hoseok
ok so for hoseok, its like⦠damn. u ever think that lips can look smart, but his lips HONESTLY LOOK SO SMART TO ME? like he has a smart mouth. n he prolly knows how to use it too, damn.
ALSO CAN WE PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO APPRECIATE THE LIL MOLE HE HAS ON THE CUPID BOW??
ughhhhh ur killing me, hobi.
ok so obvi the shape n thicc-ness is ideal for any candidate.
n kissability is just 1000000+1(for the mole)/10
as for the kissing styleβ¦ itβd be one of those passionate romantic movie kind of kisses. like where u realize u both like each other after a long time of being dumb dumbs and run to each otherβs embrace n kiss. like that. you wrap around him and he takes your face in his hands. the real deal.
look at him. he could kiss you into oblivion, and youβd go there willingly.
ok, now ur just teasing us, hobi. jfc.
park mother fucking kind of lips i swear to- jimin
i mean.. i think the title does it justice, no?
look at this boi. he knows he has nice lips. mfff.
ugh that top left one. i swear to jesusssss
ok so for kissability 100000000/10 i meanβ¦ u know. ITS NOT A HARD CHOICE. UβD SMOOCH THEM IF U COULD.
ugh so serious, but also deadly. also so much more plump than namjoonβs and yoongiβs combined. only rival to jin. srsly.
also for the kissing style: sensual n slow, but hard enough at time that it gets u all excited n wanting to go further. can u imagine the smirk heβll have when he knows ur ready for the next step???
i am not thinking about him eating strawberries⦠my mind went somewhere else..
kim worldwide best lips 2k19 seokjin
AIIIGHT. letβs move over for the plumpest boi out there.
srsly. wtf are those lips. theyβre natural too. holy sh-
like. where can i get some of that. kissability 10000000/10
u want a pillow for ur lips? call this man. srsly. u can sleep on them and theyβd be the softest shit ever.
also the shape is so full. like the top and bottom are perfectly proportionate. itβs ridiculous.
fuck. ok. uhhh kissing style. im getting distracted lol
his kissing style would be to envelop you in his arms and kiss you like ur the last chicken nugget at a buffet. itβd be far from gentle, itβll be the kind of kiss where thereβs been a drought for a thousand years and you had all of the water stored in your lips lol
ok ok one more and we can move on
great. the world is a better place thanks to his lips. bless.
kim holy shit theyβre so unique taehyung
up till now everyoneβs lips were kind of heart shaped? so mr tae here really takes a new crack at how attractive lips can look when they donβt fit into that category.
much like the man, the lips are doing their own thing. and itβs glorious.
kissability: 10000000/10 yo
as for the plumpness, i mean. u can just see that thereβs enough there for a good time, u know?
that boxy smile too, hehe
ooof boi. the kissing style would definitely be the hungry kind. fuck. heβd suck, bite, nibble, play with your lips so much. until youβre both sore, haha.
alright. letβs move on, but first:
hahaha. i love that man. also he has not one, but two lil moles. they look so kissable. ahhhhh.
jeon fucking look at those fairy ass lips jeongguk
i mean srsly. he has fairy lips. fight me.
ok so definitely kissable 1000000000/10 like how can u not. his lips could solve all the problems of the world lol
shape: fantastic. plumpness: oof. and the kissing style? weβll get to that in a second.
look at that lil mole under his lower lip ahhhhhhhh so cute.
also yβall notice how he plays with his bottom lip in his vlives? just me? pls tell me im not alone.
ok kissing style. fucking rough while it knocks all breath out of you. you can taste the eagerness and how much he missed you even if you werenβt apart that long. srsly, the boi is a little dog with how much he needs your attention. esp with kissing lol
hope you enjoyed this long ass lip review
DASHA OUTTTT πππ