#swaans

the author did accidentally imply the horse would be fucking [main character]... BUUUT that was purely poor grammar. or, just poor choice of text "after doing all that riding, it's your turn to get ridden" baaasically and yeah, they just needed to not have that be said ESPECIALLY where it was being said. just no. I LAUGHED SO HARD THO (and cried)

no, no. there's simply a lot of uhm... orgasms involving riding a saddled and bareback horse... which is awkward enough without the author needing(?!) to bring up the horse's bristly hair and thrumming muscles? 

there's literally thousands upon thousands of words dedicated to "riding" lessons where, if I'm reading it right (and there really is no subtext) horseback riding makes your lady bits tingle... in a good way... so good you can't control your urges...