Ramblings of a Lebanese Toaster

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

Imagine ur stupidly attracted to/in love with ur best friend. U havent seen this bitches arms and shoulders since she was a gangly 16 year old and the first time you see that shes BUILT u r having to contend with her also being half demon and hiding that from you for half a decade. I cant even begin to imagine how big angy zoey was after all of this. Like sticking point H after everything else ‘how dare u never tell us u were ripped rumi jesus h christ i was suppose to find out about that during the most conflicting series of emotions ive ever had???’

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

official paleography post

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.