#KinderJoy is back. USA banned them as a #ChokingHazard, but the #MethLabs seem to be doing better than ever. So many parents are on their cell phone 📱 all the bloody time, how’d they even know if little Baby Jane was choking to death or not. So blasé & lame 😒 they are. Well, there are 2 parts to this, sort of like #Korea. One half of the egg 🥚 has a #Toy made by Korea’s best friend, #China. The other half has, from #Poland 🇵🇱 , a sort of cream-based custard, topped w/a crunchy cocoa flavoured nugget! If you get tired of the child, stuff the #WholeEgg down its throat. Why do this half way, when #MurderOne can be your way to an #OrangeJumpSuit? #SurpriseToyInside. #WarningChokingHazard-could be any more lethal than #JoanCrawford was w/#ChristinaCrawford. My first toy was a Top, not sure 🤔 how to take all that. So far we make & eagerly distribute #LandMines & have a whole economy based on killing people in other countries & #DriveByShootings don’t get respect any more, so what’s the big deal about #ChokingToDeath? (at Safeway)
