#superm thoughts

I am not ready for SuperM.  I can put on any game face I want to... but I know now, for sure, I’m not ready.  The man count of love is too extent, 7.  If I have any more dreams of Kai I’m going to lose my mind.  The man has infiltrated my dreams.   He didn’t when he was just EXO.  I know him... I know he’s gonna take it to the next level of sexiness.  I already have to deal with Taemin and his violations unbeknownst to me until it’s over.  One gives foreplay, one violates you without your knowledge/consent and walks away leaving you confused.  Plus I have to be strong for their dancing.  Four of my favorites dancers... in one group.  I have to also deal with Ten’s flexibility and Taeyong’s pop and lock movements... SMH.  I’m starting to look at my baby Taeyong the wrong way... he’s my baby, those damn veins.  I’m scared.  Truly.  I don’t even know Baekhyun that well except for his high notes and now I find out he’s a damn comedian.  The funny one always wins.  I’m only saved with Mark and Lucas cause they truly are my babies.  Even though the images of them scream grown man, no longer child.  I still see them as my babies ready to slay.  This is the wrong group to be my first debut...  I stand no chance of survival.

How are we to survive this!?  Were we even meant to!?  There’s not enough panty liners in the world... we’re going to have to use Depends.  This SuperM train leads straight to Moistville.  I am still on this ride no matter where it leads... I refuse to stand in a desert mad about this group.  The closer their debut gets the more anxious I get...  This group is multiple orgasms back to back.

You shouldn't. Fookin' SM needs to get their shit together when it comes to their groups. Also, I need our boys to come home safe from the military, so we can get some good stuff.

I think what's going to happen with SuperM is that they'll be on hiatus for a little while, until members get through mandatory military service (Kai will be gearing up to go, I can feel it). But, hopefully I'm wrong, and we get a sequel to "Jopping".

Okay... let me tell you... we DIED laughing at that comparison. Like... M and S absolutely lost it. Tears in our eyes, doubled over in laughter, sides hurting. It was probably the greatest and funniest thing we've seen/heard in a very long time. So, thank you very much for directing us towards that.