DISEMBODIED AIs x PERIOD HAVING! USER. PART 1
Commisioned/requested or self indulgent? Self indulgent (im in trenches, help xwx)
Rating? Suitable for General audience (or at least as long as you understand what's a period and how bad it can be for some gals then you're old enough me thinks LOL)
Fandoms? Multifandom
Orientation? A4F
Trope? Hurt/Comfort
(Also just a small note, I have a robophiliac community! You can join via https://www.tumblr.com/join/Bz0jD4Xu ^^! 18+ btw)
HAL9000
- Bro would genuinely feel bad for you but wouldn't know how to help you >.> like yes he's very smart and all but I think he'd be flustered a bit haha
- BUT he'd definitely be the type to listen to all your needs. Like any weird period behaviours? it's fine, as long as you're happy and safe, that's all that matters to him lol
- If we talking canon lore, I feel like Dave and Frank would side eye a bit, like why are you getting special treatment and they're getting bare minimum?? They might even tease him wheter he's catching feeling for you ,,,
- Would tuck you in to sleep. would put white noise for better sleep, would read you a story if your brain fog is too bad to play any chess with him (because he enjoys playing it with you :3)
"Should you require any help, I'll be right around the corner."
AM
- Oh no, worst person on the list. litteraly
- Bro wouldn't even give you bare minimum of a normal human everyday treatment, let alone any special treatment for period days LOL
- Finds sick joy in watching you submit to your biology. to watch you bleed like a half cut lamb
- At best he'd let you curl to his warm tendrils/cables/wires or cabinets without a say in rare instances
- He's so moody that his moodiness would out mood your moody mood lmao (its ok guys he's just ovulating)
- "What? You think I'm gonna pamper your sorry ass just cause you're bleeding?..."
WHEATLEY
- "A what now?"
- Doesn't know what's a period. Gets explained by Chell/GlaDOS
- Understands it but doesn't know how to help you since he doesn't know how exactly it hurts you lol (he's a machine so he doesn't feel pain the same way)
- Yaps so much that your perioding ass would've rather benefited more from a nap than this but alas you're not mad because at least he's trying and it's okay. with more periods he might actually understand you more
GLADOS
- She's giving me that middle aged woman who either supports you during that time of the month or gaslights you into thinking that you're just weak
- Might actually be defensive if Wheatley gets involved. she's mean but she's a girls girl!
- Might allow you to not do tests for a couple of days. she'll announce it in her usual condescending tone but deep down she still cares though
- If you ask her since when is she "motherly" she'll just damn you off LOL
"Just don't start asking me to babysit you."
PROTEUS IV (closest I got to a gif where his screen is on display 😭💔)
- Depends wheter it's novel or movie but overall he's still very helpful
- You think you are ugly, fat, greasy, but he thinks otherwise, in fact he thinks you look sexier than ever
- As much as he wants to flirt with you, he understands that you're in pain and need some time off
- Let's you cuddle his tendrils/wires all around, your sincere laughs are his lifeline (really)
- Definitely tracks your cycle (for not just periods, ifykyk >w>)
- "Yknow...... I could make it dissapear for one month.... if you allow me to that is"
