#summer trap

The Summer Mirage: Why Your Future Self is Laughing at Your July Plans

Lovely delusionists, gather ‘round – your bespoke oracle just shuffled cards for that viral video "The Summer Trap: Why Am I Waiting for Summer Instead of Living Now?" Spoiler: The Fool and The Tower showed up holding margaritas. I noticed this isn’t about sunscreen FOMO. This is the cosmic joke where we romanticize futures ripe as August peaches while stomping on today’s dandelions. Classic human move, really – postponing joy like a sweater you’ll definitely wear next winter. I prepared this reading after three clients wept over unused beach bikinis in December. The cards whisper: you’re not craving heatwaves, but permission to unfurl. That “summer energy”? It’s just your untamed now self begging for you to ditch the imaginary finish line. The Seven of Swords asks – who stole your present moment? Was it Pinterest-perfect illusions? Existential dread wearing flip-flops? The Hanged Man laughs – yes, literally laughs – at your “I’ll live when…” manifesto. Dive in, starlings. The truth’s saltier than July tears.