#subcommander

>Look, just try and enjoy your time here, Ok? I know you want to spend as much time alone as possible doing whatever, as always, but we're having a session now.

What do you think I do when I'm home, exactly?

>Play shit baby indie games, watch porn, read comics for kids, something crappy like that?

Well, t - no. Why do you always do that?

>Do what?

Just shit on me and whatever I like doing.

>I'm just teasing you, man. It's Ok, I don't really mean it.

I know, you just do all the time. It just gets to me.

>Hey man, sorry. What do you really do when you're home?

Well, I work for eight or nine hours, come home at four or five thirty, and more or less lay down on the couch and wait to go back to work in the morning.

>Entire party stares at me

>...really?

I mean, I get up now and again to go to the bathroom or do something I'm asked to, but generally, I just...lie there. I mean, come on, you know I've put some weight for a reason, right?

>Drow Noble looks genuinely worried.

Thirteen: One thing that bummed me out that I just realized; they never used the theme Ave Tyrannus!: the what? Thirteen: The theme song Thirteen: You know, that one with the horns and the onimous Thirteen: ominous Ave Tyrannus! is now Online. Ave Tyrannus!: sorry, random steam update Ave Tyrannus!: I've never heard the godzilla theme Thirteen: google it Thirteen: Yuo have Thirteen: Just like everyone else Ave Tyrannus!: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO Ave Tyrannus!: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD Ave Tyrannus!: no, haven't heard that before Thirteen: Really? Ave Tyrannus!: Listening to it now Thirteen: That's horrible Ave Tyrannus!: I've never seen any of the old movies Ave Tyrannus!: yeah, it's terrible I haven't had to hear B-tier monster movie intro music Ave Tyrannus!: how did I live such a lie Thirteen: The fuck you say Ave Tyrannus!: Who'd win in a fight Ave Tyrannus!: Gojira or superman? Thirteen: first shot wins Thirteen: Atomic breath would waste him Thirteen: Punch to the head would kill Godzilla Ave Tyrannus!: nah Ave Tyrannus!: an X-Kilotonne atomic bomb cannot kill godzilla, apparently Ave Tyrannus!: and I don't think fire breath will hurt superman Thirteen: Superman gets hurt by radiation, what are you talking about Thirteen: "Atomic breath" Ave Tyrannus!: What's atomic about it? Ave Tyrannus!: Other than the same thing that's atomic about everything Thirteen: He eats nuclear ore Thirteen: what do you think Ave Tyrannus!: Why don't you tell me Ave Tyrannus!: Because I think it's blue fire breath Thirteen: Nope Thirteen: Atomic Thirteen: It's the name of the thing Ave Tyrannus!: So it's blue fire breath named atomic breath? Thirteen: Because it is Atomic Thirteen: It has been since 1954 Ave Tyrannus!: Okay, for fuck's sake Ave Tyrannus!: TELL ME WHAT ATOMIC BREATH IS Ave Tyrannus!: If it was yellow, and it was called banana breath Ave Tyrannus!: You'd be like Thirteen: A NUCLEAR POWERED FUCK YOU IS WHAT IT IS Ave Tyrannus!: "oh, it's yellow fire breath, but why is it called banana breath" Ave Tyrannus!: and I'd be like "duh because it's banana breath" Ave Tyrannus!: "it has vague banana qualities somehow or whatever" Ave Tyrannus!: nobody is really clear on it but obviously it's banana breath Thirteen: http://www4.nau.edu/meteorite/Meteorite/Images/Cherenkov.jpg Thirteen: Cherenkov radiation is blue Ave Tyrannus!: That link won't open Thirteen: Why not? Thirteen: Wait, it's a picture? Ave Tyrannus!: "Firefox can't establish a connection to the server at www4.nau.edu" Thirteen: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiation Thirteen: Here, try this then Ave Tyrannus!: Okay, so this is electromagnetic Ave Tyrannus!: You still haven't told me what the blue fire is, or how it is atomic Ave Tyrannus!: (because you don't know) Thirteen: No, I don't Ave Tyrannus!: Because it isn't Thirteen: I'm going by the older movies Thirteen: And what is going with my browser, jesus chrsit Ave Tyrannus!: I mean, I'm just Ave Tyrannus!: I'm no physicist Ave Tyrannus!: but I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as radioactive fire, and in fact the concept makes no sense and is maybe even some kind of minor paradox Ave Tyrannus!: Well, that's not entirely true, fire does radiate something Ave Tyrannus!: heat and light, specifically Ave Tyrannus!: but that's uh Thirteen: What about Chernobyl Ave Tyrannus!: What fire is Thirteen: ? Ave Tyrannus!: A nuclear reactor meltdown, right? Thirteen: Yeah Thirteen: Super bad Ave Tyrannus!: ...yeah? Thirteen: Ok, let's try it this way. Thirteen: No, fuck it Thirteen: It's a movie Thirteen: Deal with it Ave Tyrannus!: It was just fire breath Thirteen: And it was cool Ave Tyrannus!: it was cool Thirteen: I'm kinda surprised Bryan(?) died a quarter into the movie Ave Tyrannus!: Yeah, me too, Ave Tyrannus!: I figured he would be the main character Ave Tyrannus!: Kind of hoping for it Thirteen: I was thinking he would help the other Doctor guy Thirteen: Since he studied the whole echolocation thing and all Ave Tyrannus!: and they would pour coloured liquids into beakers and come up with a cure Thirteen: And hold clipboards Ave Tyrannus!: Exactly Your state is set to Offline. Ave Tyrannus! is now Offline. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained. Connected again and rejoined chat. Ave Tyrannus! is now Online. Your state is set to Offline. Ave Tyrannus! is now Offline. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained. Connected again and rejoined chat. Ave Tyrannus! is now Online. Your state is set to Offline. Ave Tyrannus! is now Offline. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained. Connected again and rejoined chat. Ave Tyrannus! is now Online. Ave Tyrannus!: Yo Thirteen: Oy Ave Tyrannus!: I feel like I've asked this before, but I can't quite find the memory Ave Tyrannus!: Do you have Dawn of War II? Ave Tyrannus!: Specifically Retribution but any campaign Thirteen: No, but I've played it Ave Tyrannus!: ah Ave Tyrannus!: Are you decent at RTS's? Thirteen: Not as I used to be Thirteen: Rusty Ave Tyrannus!: Doesn't require fast reflexes or perfect situational awareness, just being smart Ave Tyrannus!: Well, Ave Tyrannus!: If you buy it for yourself, I'll help pay for it Ave Tyrannus!: I'd really like somebody to play with Ave Tyrannus!: We can team up against the computer Thirteen: I can't pay for it at all Ave Tyrannus!: or play online against other players, or against eachother, or whatever Ave Tyrannus!: Now right now, I know Ave Tyrannus!: Come payday Ave Tyrannus!: I'm broke right now too Ave Tyrannus!: 'till thursday Thirteen: Yeah, sure Thirteen: Also, have you ever seen the older Godzilla posters? Ave Tyrannus!: Maybe Thirteen: http://zferolie.tumblr.com/post/85947384076/wani-ramirez-godzilla-movie-posters Thirteen: Jesus Christ are they a beaut Ave Tyrannus!: Aw yeah Thirteen: Dat Biollante Ave Tyrannus!: That's some powermetal album art level shit right there Ave Tyrannus!: Still, gotta say I didn't like his tiny sausage arms, completely obese thighs and no neck Ave Tyrannus!: The reason he looked like that before is because it was a guy in a 200 pound rubber and foam costume Thirteen: Yeah, and he was designed to look kinda like a bear Thirteen: And how do you expect something 300+ metres tall and God knows how many tonnes to suppor its own weight outside out a tripod? Thirteen: According to Wikiepdia, last movie says 20k tonnes Thirteen: Christ Thirteen: And he was smaller Ave Tyrannus!: It couldn't exist in the firstplace because of square-cube law, so this is outside the realm of physics Thirteen: http://sliverdemon.tumblr.com/post/86213915883/lurkthejerk-sexanddatensincity Thirteen: Also this Ave Tyrannus!: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--_A20fsbQ--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jemu0jxciktxh8vfabkl.jpg  vs http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120824010720/godzilla/images/7/77/486458_433738770002771_306754172_n.jpg Thirteen: Don't you bring up square/cube, there are encyclopedias of shit science says movies can't do Ave Tyrannus!: You started it Thirteen: You brought it up Ave Tyrannus!: "science says he would be fat" "science says he wouldn't exist at all"  "don't you bring science into this!" Thirteen: Won't open Thirteen: Is it a whale monster? Thirteen: Common sense isn't a science Ave Tyrannus!: no, it's godzilla as a man in a 200 pound foam-latex suit vs an illustration of a realistically proportioned one Thirteen: What, in the corner? Ave Tyrannus!: no, Thirteen: There we go, had to copy it Ave Tyrannus!: the first image vs. the second image Ave Tyrannus!: I sent you two links Thirteen: Oh, there are two Ave Tyrannus!: keep in mind Ave Tyrannus!: This movie's godzilla had even weenier arms and even less neck Ave Tyrannus!: Dude, it even FOUGHT like a guy in a suit Ave Tyrannus!: I just Thirteen: I'd have persnally preferred a dude in a suit Ave Tyrannus!: thought they used modern technology to create the worst part of it Ave Tyrannus!: Of course you would have, you're a complete hipster Ave Tyrannus!: I mean that in the most affectionate way Thirteen: There's a difference between hipster and muppets Thirteen: Ah Ave Tyrannus!: Here we go Ave Tyrannus!: http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3539182.ece/alternates/s615/Godzilla.jpg Ave Tyrannus!: even clumsy, bulky guy in foamrubber suit Ave Tyrannus!: is half as clumsy and bulky Thirteen: He does look like a bear, holy crap Thirteen: They weren't kidding Ave Tyrannus!: I don't even care that they made him super fat, it's fine, he looked like one of those badass snapping turtles with the spiked shells Ave Tyrannus!: Seriously, the *proportions* Ave Tyrannus!: It didn't have the proportions of a giant reptile Ave Tyrannus!: it had the propotions of a guy Ave Tyrannus!: in a lizard suit Thirteen: Tyrannosaurus Rex Ave Tyrannus!: you get it? Ave Tyrannus!: no, Ave Tyrannus!: guy in a fucking rubber suit Ave Tyrannus!: The fact that it was retardedly clumsy and couldn't swing above its shoulder Ave Tyrannus!: Made it even act like a guy Ave Tyrannus!: in a rubber suit Ave Tyrannus!: It was totally offputting Ave Tyrannus!: the way he swung Ave Tyrannus!: Was he put his arm out to the side Ave Tyrannus!: and just turned his torso Ave Tyrannus!: Because a big rubber suit isn't as articulated Ave Tyrannus!: as say Ave Tyrannus!: a shoulder joint Ave Tyrannus!: which this thing apparently does not have Ave Tyrannus!: I never know when you're disagreeing with me because you just do that compulsively or if you really didn't see it Thirteen: Wouldn't the spines get in the way, anyways Thirteen: , though Ave Tyrannus!: they're totally spinal Ave Tyrannus!: I was actually pretty happy about the spines/plates Ave Tyrannus!: I thought they were gonna totally overdo it Ave Tyrannus!: make them like 50% longer than his body Thirteen: >Stegosaurus Ave Tyrannus!: >wasn't a real dinosaur Thirteen: Yes it was Ave Tyrannus!: Wasn't that the one they just acknowlegded was made from like 4 different skeletons? Ave Tyrannus!: Also, Thirteen: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/Stegosaurus_Senckenberg.jpg Thirteen: This guy? Ave Tyrannus!: From now on, whenever you try to greentext on here, I'm gonna hashtag Ave Tyrannus!: Yeah Thirteen: I think you're thinking of Archeoraptor Ave Tyrannus!: nah man Thirteen: He was a hoax in 1999/2000 Ave Tyrannus!: Let me find it, one sec Thirteen: Go ahead Thirteen: And greentexting is a force of habit Ave Tyrannus!: Nevermind, it was triceratops I think Ave Tyrannus!: I wasn't totally sure, but I knew it was one of the "famous" ones Thirteen: No, Triceratios tyurned out to be a younger version of another dinosaur Ave Tyrannus!: Yeah Thirteen: But since Triceratops was found first, Torosaurus ain't no more Thirteen: Something about the front legs, too, I forget Ave Tyrannus!: Gotta say, Ave Tyrannus!: I was pretty happy with the enemy kaiju Thirteen: MUTO Thirteen: They were Ok, yeah Thirteen: I would have preferred one of the older monsters, but it makes sense they'd want to start with something new Ave Tyrannus!: Liked the whole mama/papa thing Ave Tyrannus!: Well Ave Tyrannus!: I don't know a ton about the older ones Ave Tyrannus!: I've just seen a few screenshots Thirteen: There are a lot Ave Tyrannus!: But a lot of them look pretty dumb/unfeasable Thirteen: Not to mention the odd crossover Ave Tyrannus!: Giant moth for example Ave Tyrannus!: Hilariously ineffectual and would die really really fast Ave Tyrannus!: It would be really hard to make it badass Ave Tyrannus!: These things were some kind of cloverfield+armoured cockroaches Thirteen: Funny you mention that Thirteen: http://gentlemanbones.tumblr.com/post/86190400300/unicornlordart-gentlemanbones-well-hes-not Thirteen: There is Battra, but I don't know anything about him Thirteen: Space Godzilla would be fucking neato Thirteen: Or Biollante, even Ave Tyrannus!: http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q318/Monster_Master316/Toho/Biollanterose1.jpg Thirteen: That's its first form Thirteen: Look for the second Ave Tyrannus!: So, if it seems like I'm totally not impressed, and think that's a "bottom of the barrel" idea Ave Tyrannus!: it's because I am, and I do Thirteen: No, seriously Thirteen: Look at stage 2 Thirteen: One of the only monsters outdoing big G in sheer size Thirteen: And the first time he's legitimately been given a run for his money Thirteen: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--pDVkSY1H--/fee5jtirgigxt3emhhgu.jpg Thirteen: http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/bdc19416012c68750bff23c342cd42f4/1370007%20-%20Godzilla%20M.U.T.O..png Ave Tyrannus!: y u do dis Thirteen: because you're my friend