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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 04/01/2025! (SZA's LANA, Sam Barber & Avery Anna, Ella Henderson)
Welcome back to normalcy on the UK Singles Chart. Itâs the week after Christmas, and all through the chart, thereâs return after return, of both slop and great art. âLast Christmasâ still at #42, #62 stands Carey, but otherwise, itâs a boost, debut or a âReâ. Damn near every song that was on last weekâs chart is gone, because they were Christmas songs, and I donât feel the need to list them all, because theyâre the same and theyâll be back next year. There is much more variation in what returned and gained, so I will discuss all of that, meaning that yes, all 75 songs in the UK Top 75 â which is what I cover â will probably get a name-drop today. Thatâs just how it is, and might as well drop a third in the pre-amble â Gracie Abramsâ âThatâs So Trueâ returns to #1 for a sixth week, welcome to Season 7 of REVIEWING THE CHARTS!
content warning: language, discussion of sex, depression and - sigh - Drake
Rundown
The rest of the top five consists of songs that were already charting, but got a very solid boost from the snow melting: âAPT.â by ROSĂ & Bruno Mars at #2, âMessyâ by Lola Young at #3, âSailor Songâ by Gigi Perez at #4, and even Chrystal gets her first top 10 with âThe Daysâ at #5, a weird song to peak that high in my view. To add to the post-Christmas confusion, âIt Canât be Christmasâ by Tom Grennan held on the highest at #30 for no good reason, but other than that, we have gains, returns and debuts, so Iâll talk about those categories in that order, but bear with me, it will just be listing songs, even if it is interesting to see how high certain songs are, how much traction they gained over the holidays and how much of a semi-artificial boost they get from this weekâs rejection of all things wintry.
For our notable gains, we see boosts within the top 20, namely âNice to Meet Youâ by Myles Smith at #13, âBed Chemâ by Sabrina Carpenter at #11, âDefying Gravityâ by Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande at #10, âDie with a Smileâ by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars at #8, and as for the returns⌠well, itâs the rest, and plenty of these are new peaks or close to it as well. For ease, Iâll split it between vague genres and if you donât like my categorisation⌠fair enough, I donât either, genre is a myth.
For hip hop and R&B, we have Tyler, the Creator with âStickyâ featuring GloRilla, Sexyy Red and Lil Wayne at #70 and âLike Himâ featuring Lola Young at #35, âOscar-Winning Tears.â by RAYE at #68, âEmpty Out Your Pocketsâ by the late Juice WRLD at #55, Kendrick Lamar with âtv offâ featuring Lefty Gunplay at #38 and âlutherâ with SZA at #28, âThick of Itâ by KSI featuring Trippie Redd at #22 and, sigh, âTimelessâ by The Weeknd and Playboi Carti at #12, which allegedly has AI vocals â I donât personally see the clear evidence yet, but if you believe it⌠hey, maybe my disgust with that song rings even truer.
As for the hodge-podge of everything encompassed by ârockâ, folk, country and whatever counts as alternative these days, we see the re-arrivals of âFavouriteâ by Fontaines D.C. at #72, âAll My Loveâ by Coldplay at #69, âCasualâ by Chappell Roan at #60, âHeadlockâ by Imogen Heap at #57 (not complaining about this resurgence), âThe Emptiness Machineâ by Linkin Park at #53, âI Had Some Helpâ by Post Malone featuring Morgan Wallen at #51, âBurning Downâ by Alex Warren at #49, âMr. Brightsideâ by the Killers at #48, âThe Sound of Silenceâ by Disturbed at #47 (really, weâre still doing this?), âStick Seasonâ by Noah Kahan at #31, âStargazingâ by Myles Smith at #29, âA Bar Song (Tipsy)â by Shaboozey at #25, âToo Sweetâ by Hozier at #24, âBeautiful Thingsâ by Benson Boone at #21, âPeople Watchingâ by Sam Fender at #19, and, hey, why not? Letâs slot Billie Eilish in this category too with âWILDFLOWERâ at #16 and âBIRDS OF A FEATHERâ at #14.
Finally, for pop, dance and Afrobeats, we say welcome back to âCruel Summerâ by Taylor Swift at #75, âIndestructibleâ by Andy C and Becky Hill at #73, âBACKBONEâ by Chase & Status and Stormzy at #71, â365â by Charli xcx at #67 â âGuessâ featuring Billie Eilish is at #65, âSympathy is a knifeâ featuring Ariana Grande at #50 â then âWhoâ by Jimin at #64, âDiseaseâ by Lady Gaga at #61, âMa Meilleure Ennemieâ by Stromae and Pomme at #56, âMoveâ by Adam Port, Stryv and Malachii at #54, âKissesâ by BL3SS, CamrinWatsin and bbyclose at #52, â2 handsâ by Tate McRae at #45, âThis is What You Came Forâ by Calvin Harris featuring Rihanna out of seemingly nowhere at #43⌠it peaked at #2 in 2016, behind Drakeâs âOne Danceâ featuring Wizkid and Kyla, which was #1 for like half that year it feels. Moving swiftly on from whyever thatâs there, we have âitâs ok iâm okâ by Tate McRae at #41, âNIGHTS LIKE THISâ by The Kid LAROI at #40, âAustin (Boots Stop Workinâ)â by Dasha at #39, âClose to Youâ and âI Love You, Iâm Sorryâ by Gracie Abrams at #36, âDiet Pepsiâ by Addison Rae at #34, âPUSH 2 STARTâ by Tyla at #33, âWhat is This Feeling?â with Cynthia Erivo and âPopularâ, both by Ariana Grande from the Wicked soundtrack, at #27 and #26, âDirty Cash (Money Talks)â by PAWSA and The Adventures of Stevie V at #20, âTasteâ and âEspressoâ by Sabrina Carpenter at #18 and #15, âHOT TO GO!â and âGood Luck, Babe!â by Chappell Roan at #32 and #17, âSomedaysâ by Sonny Fodera, Jazzy and D.O.D at #9, and finally, whilst he probably counts more as soul, heâs got three songs real high so Teddy Swims, probably a big star of 2025 that Iâm placing all my bets on, has âLose Controlâ at #23, âBad Dreamsâ at #7 and my favourite, âThe Doorâ at #6. Welp, thatâs all good and fun, but what did that door let in when it was left open? Letâs take a look.
New Entries
#74 â â30 for 30â â SZA and Kendrick Lamar
Produced by J. White Did It and Michael Uzowuru
Iâm somewhat torn on SZAâs new deluxe reissue of her album SOS. Whilst basically a new album in terms of quantity, itâs not nearly as finished as youâd expect from an album teased for years, and LANA is still, according to SZA and her management, going to be updated with improved mixes and bonus tracks. Given how barebones, lacking in powerful or hooky refrains â definitely nothing as sticky as âSaturnâ â these new tracks are, and given how SZA sounds damn near underwater on all of them, this is less like an everchanging work of art being improved for the fans and more like, well, VULTURES 2. The quality is about as mixed of a bag too, with two tracks debuting from the album this week, the first being the big viral moment with Kendrick Lamar and it may be his first complete miss this year because I donât know about the general consensus on this, but this is clearly a demo to me. Iâll be keeping much of this episode short â itâs already late and filled to the brim with the big first-week-of-the-year resurgence of songs â but part of that may just be because of how little these songs, especially SZAâs, give me to discuss. Iâm not surprised that J. White Did It, mostly known for lazy piano-led trap, produced this, because the same dead-eyed minimalism is present, just in an even less covert and purposeful way. To put it simply, this is the âThrow Some Dâsâ beat thrown in a blender and rapped over by Kendrick and someone whoâs really not a rapper. Whilst R&B group Switchâs 1979 track âI Call Your Nameâ has been sampled plentifully, Polow da Donâs flip with Butta on Rich Boyâs 2006 Stateside smash âThrow Some Dâsâ remains the most iconic and exciting to this day, with Rich Boyâs stuttering, gang vocal-backed take ensuring that once that driven swell rushes in, thereâs no breath to be taken, itâs an all-time 2000s hip hop one-hit wonder. In â30 for 30â, the sample is flipped near-identically, with this newer version sounding somehow more feathery â as if some EQ or AI stem separation took all the bass out â and the stabs Butta and Polow created are even jerkier, almost sounding delayed. Most criminally, itâs missing nearly any drums until a basic, terribly-mastered bass rumble and very clicky drum, comes in to remind you this was produced by the aforementioned J. White. Itâs not that SZA and Kenny do much to help here either, because this is four minutes of them goofing about aimlessly, dissing Drake in weak subliminals that serve more to detriment Kendrickâs victory than hurt Drake. âSome of yâall just look lostâ, he murmurs on a first-take vocal going back and forth with a frankly embarrassing SZA performance and elongated vowels that remind me of⌠well, Drake. The lazy, well-known sample with lazy trap-adjacent drums, itâs a Drake thing to do, the sing-rapping about vague pettiness directed towards no-one in particular (massive asterisk applied), itâs a Drake thing to do, as is the terrible mixing where you can tell obviously where SZA punched in a vocal and Kendrickâs ugly ramble about âconservative girlsâ and their sexual activity, followed by some flubbed rhymes in his half-baked outro. Thereâs so much space left here and âfilled inâ by aimless bars or dragged-out delivery, and given how much of the track is effortless, unrelatable flexing and posturing towards someone who doesnât even pose a threat, thereâs only so much of SZA asking what âchatâ thinks before I can say that this is dreadful and reflects badly on the attempted victory lap Kendrick had me fully on board for in GNX. This seems like a complete misunderstanding of everything that made Kendrick win that battle and I think partly due to the influence of those who wish to play both sides. This is trash, it shouldnât have been cleared for release â that sample couldnât have been cheap enough to waste on this.
#66 â âBugâ â Fontaines D.C.
Produced by James Ford
Irish post-punk band Fontaines D.C. had a great year with their album release in 2024, and residue from that success seeps into the next year as a cut that previously spent some time below the top 75 rushes back in after the Christmas freeze. Iâm overall mixed to positive on what Iâve heard from them â still didnât check out the full Romance album, sorry â so I didnât really know what I should expect. I was met with a dusty post-punk jangle that drummer Tom Coll said was an easy jam with everyone in the studio, and I believe it because this is a very focused song you could imagine comes from a simple, back-to-basics studio session, though with some very professional guitar and vocal mixing that adds that extra level of detail, particularly that wiry fuzz in the second verse and the backing vocals behind singer Grian Chatten that arenât that much of a presence, but provide a great favour to the content which could otherwise seem self-absorbed and whiny. After what appears to be a breakup, with Chatten functioning as a miserable, envious lurker who feels wronged by his ex-partner doing very well without him, heâs still somewhat obsessed with her, like a parasite linking on his brain that he canât help but maintain some probably unwarranted contempt for. Thereâs a sense of holier-than-thou delusion that feels like the middle point between lying to yourself and genuinely moving on that pokes through the song, especially in the repeated conceit of being âhigher than anyone hereâ, and in a concise three minutes, Fontaines point towards an arc rather than seeing it through. A very misty and temporal track, especially with all the reverb, but a surprisingly straight-forward one at that, this might be my favourite so far, no pun intended. Maybe I do need to listen to these guys, I do become more impressed and intrigued each time, even if the grand scheme of the genre and scene, this isnât pushing many boundaries. Itâs just a damn good story told in a great indie rock song, not often you get that in the charts outside of Sam Fender. Canât complain about this one at all.
#63 â âPush the Tempoâ â Sub Focus and Katy B
Produced by Sub Focus and Punctual
Katy B, long time â no see. An English singer known for EDM hits in the early 2010s, she was heavily associated with mainstream dubstep from that era and produced plenty of hits with her as a vocalist, though surprisingly hadnât been picked up for a drum and bass revival track yet in the 2020s, which seemed like a missed opportunity until the pretty excellent producer Sub Focus comes along with Katy Bâs first charting track since 2016. Much like a lot of successful production from this new set of drum and bass tracks, the jump-up groove is the eventual result of a slow, atmospheric ascent that Katy B doesnât fully fit into with her vocals not as manipulated as they probably should be. Sure, it may sound human, but she isnât the the beyond-Earth diva or anonymous wispy presence that she could be, finding a middle-ground that leaves some inflections a bit awkward but adds a welcome human touch to the build-up. The track fizzes into a simple piano hardcore line that soon encompasses all the tropes youâd expect, before the title drop and the expected sparks from the bass plummeting in. Iâm a sucker for this genre, itâll pretty much always work for me, but Sub Focus isnât on autopilot here with the slides and really grimy sound design that pushes that fuzzy synth bass right back into Katy Bâs territory alongside her echoed fragments of vocal that take up a lot of space in the mix during that second verse, itâs really overwhelming and euphoric. I wish the second drop was a bit less copy-paste, especially given the lyrics about losing control and pushing the tempo â I know you donât want to ruin a club track by being too on-the-nose, but if itâs well-done, a shift in pace or a flip into some hardstyle patterns here could have made it even more exciting⌠though maybe thatâs just because Sub Focus did do this on the absolutely killer âReady to Flyâ with Dimension, which I still find just as much joy in now as I did on release. Yet again, Sub Focus brings a detailed drum and bass track with a few less surprises this time but an attention to detail thatâs never left, and most importantly, itâs incredibly fun to listen to and write about. I know most people who read this are here for the pop and rap songs high in the chart, or the novelty memes that end up here (more on that in a bit), but these middling EDM debuts are absolutely my favourite reviews to write. Sound design is beautiful, the songs are often wonderful, and I never truly know exactly what to expect.
#59 â âPeggyâ â Ceechynaa
Produced by Extendo Beats and Rupa Beats
On social media, I tend to stay in whatever echo chamber the algorithm decides for me, especially given how relatively private I am on my personal, non-cactus accounts. Hence, I thought nothing of the woman parading around London in an outfit thatâs ought to be cold that I saw reposted constantly on X â my interest in pop music leads me down Stan Twitter rabbitholes Iâm too old and normal for at this point, and I figured this was one of their underground faves, so much so I never even turned the volume on when I saw that video pop up time and time again. Turns out itâs charting! Also turns out the beat isnât very good, kind of a lazy Jersey drill track with a menacing choral loop that does not fit the playfulness of these bars at all. Ceechynaa literally name-drops Phineas from Phineas and Ferb, why is it this aggressive of a beat? To be fair, thereâs definitely a violent sexuality to this, treating men with as little respect as possible, especially in the bed, and I do understand the appeal, especially with her distinct vocal delivery. The lyrics are clunky as Hell, though, made for memes, pop culture references and reactions rather than an actually worthwhile song, with that âoutroâ and the aborted structure of the song overall making it evident where the priorities of it lie. Thatâs fine, novelties have always been charting, I just think there is some potential and untapped market in this, especially in UK drill, that might leave a track like this looking a bit lacklustre very soon if this is allowed to take off the way it seems primed to be.
#58 â âFilthy Richâ â Ella Henderson
Produced by Nicolas Rebscher and Sean Cook
Sure, Ella Henderson â somehow on my favourite hit song of 2023 and my second least favourite of 2024, Henderson rarely provokes emotion from me herself, itâs usually a combination of writing and production ideas whilst she acts sort of like a blank canvas, which can be promising given how many EDM hits sheâs played a part in. What interested me, however, were the producers here. Rebscher has worked with AURORA and Alice Merton, and Cook with cats like Shaboozey and Hozier, so this at least wonât be something weâve heard before from her. My head was swirling between âinteresting attempt at branching her soundâ and âcheap, pathetic stomp-clap rip-offâ. Then I heard this dance-pop singer from Lincolnshire talk about her âmommaâ over a country banjo, mentioning âGeorgiaâ â a ride-or-die friend that would double as the state if this was, say, Megan Moroney, but loses all of that extra detail with this kind of singer, who has never shown any interest in this sound or even lyrical content before. Since when was the house diva who sings about love on club tracks by David Guetta and Joel Corry going to release a track about allegedly not needing money to be âfilthy richâ? Not only is there nothing filthy about this songâs production, thereâs nothing authentic about it and whilst I love when singers play characters, this is so plainly a ploy produced for a petty part of the pie and itâs pure nonsense. Itâs not your friends and family back home in the âsticksâ that are preventing you from being a âbroke-ass bitchâ (seriously in the chorus!), Ms. Henderson, itâs the track you made with Rudimental sampling the deceased Coolioâs biggest hit for streaming points and sucking away all the context that makes it powerful for vapidity. Howâs that for âfilthy richâ, maâam? Go back to performing for Tories, Iâm sure Kemi Badenoch is itching for anything to take away from Reformâs share of the vote right now â Hell, Nigel Farage and Lee Anderson may have a more convincing grift on their hands than whatever this shit is. Get this the fuck out of here before people buy into it.
#46 â âIndigoâ â Sam Barber featuring Avery Anna
Produced by Joe Becker
Over the winter, this previously mildly successful country singer Sam Barber broke out with a viral duet featuring an even less well-known country singer, Avery Anna, and whilst it seems out of nowhere, this kind of relatively independent country or folk song going viral the way a rap or dance song would seems very normal in 2025. Itâs a double-edged sword: we get inauthentic wagon hopping like the song above us, but also, we often get a much more sincere track that charts above them. Sure, you have your commercial tracks from Myles Smith, but Noah Kahan and Shaboozey are some of the biggest names in British pop music alongside guys like Sam Fender who are on the outskirts and helped blossom this new trend, which I mostly welcome with open arms because it seems to reflect pop music listeners desiring something more human. Thatâs exactly what âIndigoâ is, a pretty depressing cut about the colours of Barberâs life fading away from him over solemn pianos and an acoustic guitar rollick that distracts from the slower elements of the track in a unique way, so it never finds a confident footing on a groove. The songâs lost, questioning Godâs plan, and even when the typical organic country drums come in for the chorus, it remains a drunken bar-stool swing to it, with a chemistry between Avery Annaâs more expressive vocal and Barberâs drooping old dog voice that reminds me of Zach Bryanâs duets. There are hints towards a breakup between the two narrators having kickstarted this period of depression, but I more so interpreted the song as about losing yourself, with Anna seeking a higher power based on her own optimism that someone still cares up there, and Barber dragging that hope through the mud like a foregone conclusion. The piano solo and its staggered build-up genuinely gave me goosebumps, and the mix is dynamic enough to accommodate that crash into the final chorus â Anna sounds like a Goddamn star on this, by the way, if Iâm hedging my bets on 2025, itâs her as sheâs got a traditional rasp and grit to her that goes beyond smoky indie girl voice into something really raw and beautiful. I feel like with age, Iâm becoming even more in tune with my dadâs affection for sappy ballads, this hit me kind of like a truck. In a perfect world, this sees an âI Remember Everythingâ run â it may sacrifice that songâs lyrical and anecdotal detail but for a melodramatic arrangement that resonates with me just as much. I couldnât recommend this more.
#44 â âBMFâ â SZA
Produced by Carter Lang, Blake Slatkin and Omer Fedi
And we end with our second cut from LANA, and sadly still not one of my favourites â âKitchenâ and âLove Me 4 Meâ are my picks from the new crop of songs. This doesnât mean âBMFâ, originally titled âThe Boy from South Detroitâ and intended to feature Lizzo (glad that didnât pan out), is bad though â far from it. Itâs definitely safe, with a guitar pluck fully in the realm of its producers Slatkin and Fedi, not doing anything to separate this from a prior work from them outside of the âGirl from Ipanemaâ interpolation. Thatâs already an oft-implemented song, whether it be samples, covers or reinterpretations â the original peaked at #29 in 1964 â so thereâs little to find thatâs all too new about this song, which is completely what youâd expect! Itâs practically a compilation of glossed-up demos or ideas stretched out into deluxe tracks, so the fact that SZA is clear on most of this (there are definitely some watery or mumbling moments) and the lyrics are generally charming, describing this bad boy type and how she can be a ride-or-die partner, but itâs still just a fluttery indie pop-adjacent bedroom shuffle with stock drums, pleasant but empty sound design and a performance that has its peaks and troughs. The song even fades out by the end and that feels like a signifier that the song just wasnât there, wasnât developed beyond a cute idea. With a unique arrangement or even just better production, it could work, but thereâs not enough to compel me here, and I find the dents in the construction of the track a lot more distracting when vibes and a perky hook are pretty much all it has.
Conclusion
Well, that was a long one, apologies for the wait, but also an important episode because this sets the stage for the next year of popular music. We also get some really obvious standouts for the best and worst. Best of the Week â feels like ages since Iâve given this out â goes to Sam Barber and Avery Anna for âIndigoâ, with a very respectful tied Honourable Mention to âPush the Tempoâ by Sub Focus and Katy B, and âBugâ by Fontaines D.C., both songs that stop at great and donât reach the outstanding levels they could â in Sub Focusâ case, it doesnât, and for Fontaines, it probably shouldnât. Worst of the Week was torn between two very ugly tracks, but I think Ella Henderson takes this because wow, that sure is one way to provoke emotion from me for the first time in your decade-long career, âFilthy Richâ is just remarkably terrible. SZA and Kendrick Lamar do get the Dishonourable Mention, mostly out of the lazy instrumental but their insufferable yapping on â30 for 30â doesnât do them any favours. Next week, the Stateside chartsâll be shook up by Bad Bunny and Morgan Wallen, but for us, it may be a quieter time. Iâll regret saying that on Friday, Iâm sure. For now, thank you for reading, hereâs to a good 2025, long live Cola Boyy, and rememberâŚ. Iâll see you next week.
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