✦ COD MEN × MILF!READER ✦
✦ JOHN PRICE — "married above his class and knows it"
absolutely adores that you’re older, richer, and put-together. he walks around your house like a man who just won the lottery but doesn’t want to jinx it.
loves when you’re a little condescending in that posh, cruel-woman-who-reads-literary-smut voice.
you once told him, “you’re cute when you try to argue,” and he got hard immediately.
buys you flowers that don’t match your decor—just to hear you say, “next time, darling, red roses. not gas station daisies.”
loves watching you dress. tights, garters, earrings, lipstick. drinks it in. “you’re going out like that?” “yes. and no, you’re not invited.”
💋 bedroom dynamic: you keep him on a leash emotionally and let him off it physically. he groans your name like it’s a prayer. he’s your little war dog. proud to serve.
✦ SIMON “GHOST” RILEY — "would crawl across broken glass for your approval"
you scare the shit out of him and it turns him feral. like you ask if he’s ever “dated a woman with her own will before,” and he goes silent.
loves your cold tone, your smug little smirk, the way you sip wine and speak slowly like you’re explaining something to a child.
you call him “simon” when you’re serious, and he shivers. “simon, sweetheart, sit. I’m not done speaking.”
he calls you ma’am more than your first name.
your house is spotless. your perfume costs more than his rent. your stare makes him feel small.
he could kill a man with his bare hands, but you could ruin him with one raised eyebrow.
💋 bedroom dynamic: you call him a good boy and he thanks you. he doesn’t take the mask off—but he whimpers when you press lipstick kisses to the fabric. “m’not scared of anyone but you.”
✦ JOHNNY “SOAP” MACTAVISH — "barking up the tree and loving it"
shameless about it. sees you in heels and immediately goes, “jesus fuckin’ christ, woman. let a man breathe.”
knows you’re out of his league and flirts anyway.
calls you “Mrs. Robinson” as a joke. you roll your eyes. he almost comes on the spot.
offers to carry your groceries just to feel useful.
will talk to your kid’s school principal, fix the leaky faucet, and still ask, “...so when are you gonna ruin my life, gorgeous?”
gets flustered when you kiss his cheek. cocky on the surface, melting underneath.
💋 bedroom dynamic: you tell him to shut up and take it. he loves it. he moans with your heel on his chest. likes being bossed around. likes being lectured.
✦ KYLE “GAZ” GARRICK— "absolutely thinks you're the hottest woman alive"
he’s respectful. smooth. clean-shaven and chivalrous because he thinks you deserve the best.
brings you wine and says “it pairs well with someone like you.”
watches you do your makeup and acts casual, but his dick is hard the whole time.
will listen to you complain about your ex for 2 hours just to be near you.
you called him “charming, for someone your age” and he turned pink.
gets off on the fact that your text messages sound like formal invitations.
💋 bedroom dynamic: he’s gentle. attentive. desperate to prove he can please a woman like you. you ride his face and he thanks you. calls you “gorgeous” until your ears ring.
✦ Phillip Graves — "calls you ma’am with his mouth and baby with his hands"
delirious over the fact that you’re older, richer, and don’t need him.
comes over in full tactical gear just to fix your WiFi and flirt. “you got a man for that?” “i have employees, Graves.” “ouch, baby. that hurt my feelings.”
loves your little gold jewelry, your classy kitchen, the way your heels sound on hardwood.
gossips with you like a southern church wife while taking off your panties.
says he loves a woman with “history.” “makes you real. earned. strong.” “plus, them younger girls can’t handle what I’m packin’, sugar.”
💋 bedroom dynamic: filthy. nasty. relentless. calls you “mama” to your face and somehow makes it hot. ties your wrists with your own scarf and says,“that’s what happens when you mouth off, darlin’.”
✦ König — "silent simp for the woman who terrifies him"
you’re the most confident person he’s ever met and he is obsessed.
opens doors, carries your bags, stares at your legs like a man dying of thirst.
you ask if he’s nervous. he goes “...yes.”
lets you push him down onto the couch and straddle him, trembling the whole time.
you kiss his neck and ask if he’s scared. he nods.
stares when you walk in wearing heels and perfume and a silk robe. “you look… wow.” “use your words, baby.” “i don’t have them anymore.”
💋 bedroom dynamic: he worships you like a goddess. moans in German. lifts you up like you weigh nothing. likes being praised for lasting long. “did I do good?” “...can I do more?”
