groupchat dropped this idea as a joke and i took it seriously 💔 i hope this is decent enough
cw: smut, double penetration, creampies, fem reader, lots of cum
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You step into the brightly colored cafe, you’re starving and need a good meal that’ll fill you up for the rest of the day before you go back home, and this place looked so cute! You also read a few reviews and they were all so positive.
You don’t really take notice of the decorations or the fact that the glass windows are covered in a layer that obscures what’s inside, nor the fact that there’s already a customer sitting on a little corner booth with an incredibly red face, slightly shaking, one had holding a cream tart and the other hidden under the tablecloth.
You step up to the register with an excited grin, just glad you can finally eat something good and filling. The cashier notices the bright glint in your eyes and sighs, already looking for one of their contracts to fill out with your personal info.
You take a look at the menu and find something called ‘russtrian’ sandwich, and that intrigues you, there’s not much of a description, it just says ‘pure russian and austrian beef decorated with special nut sauce’. Well! You do want to try something new, and the pure beef? Sounds actually delicious.
You’re cheerfully asking the cashier for the ‘russtrian’ sandwich and they heave a sigh of despair, pulling out the contract and a pen before handing you the two items, asking you to please fill out that form before they tap away at the screen.
You’re confused, a little furrow in your eyebrows as you fill out the document, maybe it’s something about new customers? Oh maybe you’ll get one of those cards that gets you a free meal after becoming a regular! You excitedly fill it out, hesitating over the ‘have any std’s’ because that’s a weird question, but okay! You’re honestly so hungry you don’t really question that, or the section where you claim that the store has no responsibility over any eventual injuries you may encounter.
When you’re done filling it out you turn with a smile to the cashier, who takes it before asking “Would you like extra nuts? If yes, in or on the side?”
“Oh? I love nuts! would it be possible to have both? I can pay the difference.”
The cashier groans, already done with this interaction, before tapping a few times on the tablet, glancing at you from head to toe and then back at their tablet. “They’re included, don’t worry.”
You fiddle with your fingers, fidgeting and picking at a nail bed while the tapping continues, before the exhausted voice of the cashier grumbles again.
“Would you like a cream puff with that?”
“I’d love one! Thank you!”
You think you hear the cashier sob under their breath, are you such a bad customer? You thought you were being nice and not problematic.
Some more tapping and then you’re handed a key, you’re told that your meal will be waiting for you in room number 4 and then you’re pointed in the direction of a hidden hallway. This is very innovative, you’ve never been to a cafe where you get your own private room to eat!
When you step into the room after unlocking it, you expect a nice cozy space to enjoy your meal, maybe some sort of booth? Would definitely fit the vibe!
What you don’t expect is seeing two incredibly hunky and thick men, skin glistening in the low light of the room, soft fat decorating their bodies although the sheer strength beneath that layer of pudge is evident, they’re both wearing masks but your eyes are more focused on the fact that their cocks are hard and dripping.
You squeak involuntarily, thinking you were given the wrong room or that you were supposed to knock first. You turn around, spewing apologies as you try to shakily get the door open to walk out, but before you can manage the apparently impossible task, there’s a strong and thick hand wrapped around your wrist.
“Did you order the russtrian sandwich?” A deep voice rumbles behind you, clearly accented, and it has your muscles locking in place. The rough tone demands attention, which makes your face turn around and look up at the man, his hard shell-like mask blocking you from seeing anything else besides his eyes, which feel like they’re looking into your soul.
“Y-yeah I did, but if this room isn’t free yet I can wait outside!” you’re trying not to let your eyes fall to the amazing sight his dick is, but fuck it’s so big and thick, and it’s already wet with precum, and you’re weak.
The man holding your wrist pulls you further into the room, you’re forced to stumble over your own feet as your brain tries to catch up with the sight of his back and, honestly, impressive ass.
“You ordered side nuts, da?” the russian accent is intoxicating and you nod your head, kind of worried by whatever noise your mouth could produce in the moment.
The man with the hard shell mask grunts, he sits down and pulls on your wrist until you land on your knees right in front of him. Good thing there’s a pillow down there or your weak knees would’ve been hurt.
“You suck my cock, he licks and fucks your pussy, harasho?” his deep voice is commanding, and honestly it makes a shiver run down your back. You can only nod and whimper, already incredibly excited about your meal.
The man with a hood over his head is breathing heavily, you can see the way the fabric moves back and forth from his gasps. Your eyes fall to his cock, a little above your head in this position, and you unconsciously swallow at the way it looks. Thick and veiny, deliciously girthy, apparently so heavy that it doesn’t really stand up on its own, and it’s leaking precum that dribbles over the head as he strokes it with a tight fist.
When the hooded man, which you presume is austrian, steps behind you and pulls down your pants, a loud groan falling from his lips as he takes in the sight of your wet panties.
“Sheiße, you’re dripping.” he pulls your underwear to the side and rubs two fingers against your wet folds, pulling a quiet whimper from you. “Nikto, she’s drenched already.”
“Shut the fuck up, König, I don’t need your commentary.”, guess presentations have been made, there’s that at least.
You try to speak up, you don’t even know to say what precisely, but when you open your mouth, Nikto takes the chance to pull you closer and push the wet head of his cock between your lips, a low grunt leaving his body at the warmth of your mouth.
He keeps you still with a hand in your hair, firm fingers holding your hair tightly. You’re left stuck sucking on his head, a little over the tip in your mouth to suckle on and lick.
König works you open quickly, using both his tongue and fingers to fuck your hole. The feeling of his warm tongue and rough fingers has you whining and whimpering, needy noises muffled by Nikto’s cock. When the austrian deems you open enough he scoots closer, the hand wet with your juices rubbing his cock as he spits on your hole.
When he finally pushes in the strength of the movement has you swallowing Nikto’s cock until it hits the back of your throat, making you gag around the intrusion. König can’t help but let out the loudest moan you’ve ever heard from a man his size and almost immediately starts thrusting in.
The size of his cock stretches you just a bit too much, the stinging making you whimper, drool spilling from the sides of your mouth and down your chin. König wraps his hands around your waist and uses the leverage to thrust deeper into your hole, grunting every time he bottoms out, the noise of his heavy balls hitting your sweaty skin as he desperately seeks his orgasm.
One of his hands slides down to your core, rough finger rubbing heavily against your clit and your body shakes in his hold, hips squirming back and forth as you try to reach your own high.
Nikto is petting your cheeks, observing the way your eyes are getting hazier and hazier, grunting when you moan around his cock and it sends vibrations through his shaft.
“You’re taking it like a good girl, you going to cum?” you try to say something but it comes out muffled and he chuckles, meanwhile König’s thrusts are getting wilder and more erratic, an almost pained groan falling from his lips when your hole tightens around him.
“Da, that’s it, make her cum König. Make her scream around my cock, I want to feel her begging.” The deep rumble of the man in front of you and the quickening thrusts and mean finger over your clit are too much.
When you cum it’s overwhelming, your whole body locks up before shaking wildly, hole clenching uncontrollably around König’s cock, pushing him over the edge as he spills in you. You’re so filled with pleasure that you feel your eyes rolling slightly to the back of your head.
Nikto chuckles at the sight of both of you destroyed already, pats your cheeks a few times before pulling his cock out, covered in so much spit that’s it’ll be easy to fuck you.
“Move over, you big brute. Go in front of her.” König whimpers, complains about ‘having just come’, but he stills scoots away and sits in front of you. Nikto moves behind you, hands grabbing both your cheeks and spreading them to look at your wet hole, cum dribbling out slowly.
“Needy cunt, desperate for another load already.” Nikto takes less time to thrust into you, after König’s cock anyone would slip in easily. The man behind you bottoms out in one thrust, it takes you so much off guard that the strength behind the movement makes you fall face first into König’s crotch with a gasp.
Both men laugh, the sound mean as you try to regain your balance, but Nikto pushes you again until your nose is stuck into König’s skin, your nose breathing in his deep musk right from his skin. The smell makes you whimper and you start licking his skin, trying to get all of the sweat and musk you can.
“Sheiße, you’re such a needy kleine schlampe.” König grabs your hair and pulls you away from his crotch, grabbing his half hard cock and rubbing the wet tip against your mouth. “I will fuck your throat so hard you will not speak.”
König pushes until you open your mouth and the thrusts his cock deep enough to hit the back of your mouth, making you gag and try to pull back. But with Nikto thrusting slow and hard behind you, you don’t have a lot of space for movement.
König pushes until he can fuck down your throat and your whole body twitches, tries to squirm away from both their holds on you, your chest stuttering when you try and fail to breathe.
Nikto laughs behind you, pats your ass before his condescending tone reaches your ears. “Look at you Киса... Taking it so well. Breath through your nose, he won’t be kind enough to stop.”
It takes a few more seemingly infinite seconds but the you feel air filling your lungs, focusing on using your nose. König groans, pleased at the sight of you and the feeling of your tight throat around him. He thrusts in and out slowly, every time going deeper until his pubes rub against your nose and his balls hit your chin.
There are tears falling from your eyes at the too big intrusion in your mouth, König laughs at you, run away a few tears before fucking your throat faster. Cock slipping in and out so quick that it has you dizzy, and when his big hand slips to the front of your neck?
“Gott im himmel, Nikto I can feel my cock through her body.” Both men chuckle, the austrian squeezing your neck and groaning at the heightened tightness around his cock. Nikto groans, hands tightly holding your waist to keep you still.
“Fuck, choke her again, she got so tight.” you don’t remember much after that.
König keeps a strong hold against your neck, tightening your throat even more as he quickly thrusts in your mouth, loud groans spilling from his lips uncontrolledly.
Nikto keeps fucking your pussy, König’s cum getting pushed out and spilling over your thighs. when you’re close he leans down and whispers right against your neck. "You don't break, strong girl. Go on, cum for us."
He slips a rough hand to your front, fingers meanly playing and prodding at your clit, pushing you over the limit until you cum so hard you think you actually fainted. Your whole body locks up, hole so tight around Nikto that he can’t move, throat throbbing and clenching around König’s cock.
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You come back a few minutes later, your whole face and tongue covered in cum, your pussy even wetter than it was before, you can’t feel your throat. At least you’re covered up. Your panties are absolutely ruined with the cum spilling from your hole.
You focus long enough to notice that you’re sitting on the private booth, and see that there’s an actual sandwich in front of you. Laid on a plate innocently, with nuts on the side.
Next to the plate there’s a note that says “30% discount on your next meal if you come back in a week!”
