mumbo using redstone so much makes his eyes glow red in the dark sometimes. grian was looking for him at night once and when he saw him he shreiked like a little girl.
mumbo eats redstone.
doc huffs redstone. (like its coke)
tango messes up his redstone up constantly cause of his tail swooshing around.
zedaph puts redstone in his tea.
xisuma has to check up on the redstoners to make sure they arent dead.
xisuma also has to check on himself to make sure he's not dead.
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manifesting scott and joel team up for the next life series. please i want to see them fight eachother constantly but also go 'yeah if you kill him i'll hunt you down k thx bye'
i was taking a shower and had a thought about jimmy and superhero au's
ok, so imagine your typical superhero au, right? basically, jimmy has powers, except instead of having bad luck, he causes the bad luck.
wherever he goes, something bad happens right after he leaves. for example, jimmy going to a cafe, ordering a drink, leaving, then 2 minutes later the baristas cant find any of the ingredients of jimmy's drink to serve other people. in more extreme cases, he goes for a walk in a park, goes home, suddenly theres a fire in the park and people get hurt. i like calling jimmy's power "bad omen" cause minecraft achivement and it honestly fits.
the hero(s) catch on to this pattern, (jimmy going somewhere, something bad happens after) and interrogate jimmy about it, thinking its on purpose and he's a villian or smth. turns out jimmy had no idea about his bad omen, and just thought he had really good luck this entire time. the hero(s) go "aw, shit, what do we do now?" cause jimmy's a hazard, but he also means no ill will. i got no idea what happens after but this is a basic synopsis.
i'm going absolutely insane over this so i'm gonna rant for a while. these are all jumbled thoughts i'm barely thinking straight whike wrtliting these i'm just trying to get my points across
okay so. we all know abt the reveal. i genuinely had no idea that would be the twist but looking back it makes so much sense. cabby and silver not remembering their parents in the exit interviews was them foreshadowing FROM THE BEGINNING., and you know how everyone in ii 1 was pretty one note? it's kind of (i repeat, KIND OF) the same in iii, where everyone has their "thing," until later in the season where they actually figure out who they are and who they want to be. speaking of who they want to be..
i'm 100% percent sure that the contestants have free will. mephone created the contestants with a basic personality, sure, but after mephone creates them i don't think he can edit anything. they make their own personalities and they choose who they interact with, therefore shaping themselves whether mephone likes it or not. take balloon. did mephone4 create balloon to be mean, or was balloon created like how he acts now? either way, mephone4 couldn't do anything about it. if balloon was created mean, it means that the objects mephone makes don't have to stick with what they're made to be. if balloon wasn't created mean, it still means the same thing. when contestants leave the show, it gives them room to figure out who they are- which is what happened with balloon. he realized he didn't want to act like that, so he worked towards changing.
i have so many more thoughts i might make a part two to this dcedqghehvdevedwhvhefw
ii 1 is my comfort show and i've got no clue if i'll be able to see it the same after this. i'm dying inside oh my god i'm dying /nsrs
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hey guys. im here to rant about how 2econd 2ight 2eer (second sight seer) by will wood is secret life bigb's song because god its eerie how similar the song lyrics are to his character. AHEM (also spoilers for secret life)
My grip on my secrets slipping while I'm speaking in tongues
ok. this is a really good start lol. basically bigb's task don't mean much when he does weird shit anyway for fun and, quote from grian, "writes his own tasks"
Screaming at the top of my lungs in the confession booth
he's saying stuff that litterally makes no sense. even after his task is done he wont tell anyone (confession booth is kinda like people asking about your task after it's done. your confessing your task to someone)
Take it with a pillar of salt, H.A.L.T., it's not my fault
i got nothing man
The devil made me do it, but I also kinda wanted to
THIS LINE AHSHDHSHAH. THE SECRET KEEPER GIVES HIM THE TASKS CAUSE HE HAS TO BUT HE WANTS TO DO THEM ANYWAY ANDDDD MAKE THEM AS CONFUSING AS POSSIBLE. SECRET KEEPER COUNTS AS THE DEVIL HERE
I'm cut from a different kind of meat
More than you can chew, hard to swallow me
"what the hell are you doing??" is a common question he gets asked. hard to swallow. y'know
Forget bored stiff, I got rigor mortis, call it morbid curiosity
How I cannot commit to reality, when my third eye's open and I like what I see
he's doing shit for the sake of doing shit.
Baby, I may be crazy but I didn't lose it, no I set it free
AAAAA THIS LINE TOOO!!! ok so he didn't just randomly start lying in secret life. it was weird before that too! i cant speak for double but LIMITED LIFE he was also confusing people about being the boogeyman. basically that one meme with the "guy weird about everything but its drowned out by how weird about everything the other people are"
I can't ignore what's under dance floorboards, the rhythm of my heart a dead-as-disco beat
But I still move my feet
To slip out of this groove, I'm free
dont got much here but i think this is just him having fun, yknow
Now to row, row, row my boat over the falls
And maybe wake up from but a dream, yeah
"but a dream" is the games. there are three rows in the line. lose your lives to get the game over with.
I'm just a psycho, babe
Come and go out my mind
I didn't lose it babe
There wasn't much to find
once again, this wasnt the first time he was being weird!!!
I'm just a psycho, babe
Come and go out my mind
I'm only passing through
say weird shit, refuse to elaborate, leave.
Oh, oh, o-o-oh
If you knew what I knew, if you saw what I see
You'd look through illusions, hallucinations, and lucid dream
And I know that meaning can be such a pretty thing to keep
But I got facts and I'm not afraid to use 'em, take the good with the bad, take off the back you make a new front
evo, anyone? anyway this man knows about watchers and doesnt care. he knows! he just doesn't give that any meaning.
Some days I'm glad that I am a madman and I'd rather be that than
An amicable animal, mild-mannered cannibal
red lives and how bigb doesn't have the same bloodlust as they do. this guy doesn't kill much, he's like the most passive on the server. /srs
But I'm more level-headed and clever than ever and I'm getting better one forever at a time
how many people guessed any of bigb's tasks? that's right, zero! (if i remember correctly.) he's getting better at the games (btw the games being referred to as "forevers" is just ahshahdghs)
And if sick is defined by what's different, well then pull the plug out and let me die
not much here
Vice-versa, vice versus virtue
Well who I am I choose through all the things I do
AAAAAAAA HE CHOOSES HOW HE IS PERCEIVED BY THE OTHERS BY SAYING HIS STUFF YA GET WHAT IM SAYING
And if it rhymes, it's true, but I hate poetry
contradicting himself. easy peasy analysis here folks.
Now with my moral compass pointing south, I'm going down
With no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no respect for reality
could say this is going red! but also. "going down?" LIKE A HOLE? HE MADE A HOLE?????
I'm just a psycho, babe
Come and go out my mind
I didn't lose it babe
There wasn't much to find
I'm just a psycho, babe
Come and go out my mind
I'm only passing through
I'm just a psycho, babe
Come and go out my mind
I didn't lose it babe
There wasn't much to find
I'm just a psycho, babe
Come and go out my mind
same stuff
A tourist passing through
Well that was fun, goodbye
he died. but hey, he had fun!
anyways thats all thank you for listening to me ramble about songs and minecraft i WILL do this again. sorry if this is incoherent i wrote it at 10:00 pm.
psst... moot... @bigb-enthusiast... would you like this?
