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Reasons Why Benny LaFitte Is Not At All Cute: A List By Dean Winchester, Flight Commander Of The Northern Garrison.

he’s a goddamn, pardon, lord southern garrison angel, he should not be cute on principle. 

his accent’s too thick and heavy and hot.....to be understandable. 

he’s too....broad. those heavy set shoulders that could easily lift you and hold you for nights on end and keep you warm.......are not appreciated. 

are his eyes the color the color of the sky or the sea??? the fellow should decide because it’s too easy to get lost in his eyes, because he shouldn’t have the best of both worlds-- basically, his eye color is confusing.....and kinda sorta really beautiful. 

fluffy wings? ho w?

what kind of flight commander is he?? flight commander are leaders, they should be responsible and respected, not loved like a friend by all their subordinates. he even gets along with the northern garrison, that robber. how dare.

*sings* stay in your lane boy, stay in your lane boy, quit visiting the north pole when you should be at the south pole, get that smug smile out of here what in the name of--

his Bisexual puns, however funny, hamper the quiet and sober atmosphere of the garrison. his sexual innuendos, while only directed at higher ranking angels who are busy doing important stuff are also not allowed to be blush-worthy. 

everyone is beginning to love him more, but jealousy is not an angelic emotion right

and neither is attraction

he definitely doesn’t have a thing for green-eyed flight commanders   and definitely doesn’t make them flush by admiring their wings because he somehow knows they’re insecure about their color.

proud cuddle bear??? soft hugs??? what kind of angel

plays annoying pranks...then apologizes sincerely if he goes too far,, which is....nice??  

hums a very sad tune to himself when he thinks no one’s listening

gives great advice, is kind,

srsly tho what is this angel 

not prettynot prettynot pretty nope

why do sam and cas like him

where is this list going

#doomed

oh shit

“here come dat boi!!!” + dean in 1x02

benny is an old schooler who still can’t believe that charlie is such a fucking wizard and he makes it a point to appreciate her skills whenever possible and goddamn it no one’s complimented charlie so much in a long time

charlie decides she wants to teach him some basic stuff but damn them amazeballs benny is so?? intellectual?? he quickly picks up how computers work and he’s great with navigating websites almost as easily as dean and charlies so proud of him 

charlie makes it a point to tell benny that he would make a great electrical engineer, benny blushes, but also almost considers a vocational course and a job

benny starts calling charlie “coach” and i just died

they talk. a lot. turns out they both love poetry and argue about how much literature has changed from oscar wilde to richard siken and how the upsurge of haikus in the 1970s could/not be called “revamping” it

they both hate on trump together!!!!!

charlie is, obviously, v interested in different realms and she was first reluctant to ask benny abt purgatory but benny is so kind and open he tells her whatever she wants to know, and somewhere along the way is PTSD reduces a lot

charlie helping benny come to terms with this sexuality

benny teaching charile how to cook = food fights 

charlie teaching benny keyboard = PC games

video game wars

benny is a bike kinda guy and loves to take charlie out on fast-paced rides

benny gives great haircuts okie by e

also knows how to pick up them women (not that he needs to bc he has dean but charlie is still hopelessly single)

NOW, for the showstopper: BENNY + LARPING

charlie quickly discovers having a buff bodyguard by her side is a plus point

benny teaching charlie how to fight and charlie teaching benny wartime/political/diplomatic strategies 

oK but they don’t even go out of the bunker most of the time, they create their own LARP universe inside.

dean and charlie’s and benny’s kingdoms. they have contests ad stuff like who makes the best pie, who has the best aim, water balloon fights

LISTE N,,,,PRANKS 

sam is rolling his yes and cas is tilting his head and u kno it

benny and charlie understanding each other’s need for space yet to feel like they belong :’)))))