May 7
I showed this video to my mom
And she said
“He’s doing a couch angel?”.
😂
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I showed this video to my mom
And she said
“He’s doing a couch angel?”.
😂
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Me: I need a better phone. Not enough space on this one.
Mom: There probably would be if you deleted your tumblr.
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Me: *stare*
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Today, in Mom quotes
1) You look pretty, what did you do? What's different?
2) Did you end up finding the thing? And did you check inside the thing?
3) Do you want to put on long socks?
Watching Last Airbender with my mom
"They're wearing blue, so they must be from Frozen."
"Look, she has braids, see Frozen."
"He looks like Wolverine."
"The ear things, is she Star Wars?"
"Why do they all fart out their things?"
"What is that blue stripe on his head? Is it paint?"
"Look, we're at Fantasmic!"
"ooooh, oooh, ooooh that looks uncomfortable."
"is this the Avatar land they're putting in Disney?"
"Oh yeah we're back to Frozen."
"I'm Frozen"
"How can you have two? There is only one finale/"
"Look it's ice even. I told you it was Frozen."
"Why would Spongebob Squarepants care for?"
"Why is his mouth as wide as his face?"
So my mom was talking about my brothers vitamin D pills and she says "Isn't it crazy that something so little can hold so much D in it."