#stuffandthings!anon

Two, Bolaire who accidentally becomes a parental figure to Julien and it doesn't click for either of them until way after

Picture a quiet scene, Julien is tired and Bolaire does something for him, like grabbing him a drink. And without thinking about it, says "Thanks Dad".

Julien of course, starts looking for the nearest hole in the ground to dive into and never crawl out of because that was utterly embarrassing, he called him dad.

Cut to Bolaire sitting in Hal's room, maybe a little happier than normal, going "he called me dad!"

- StuffAndThings

Great weekend, very relaxing. :)

Julien will hide forever, he doesn't even call his own dad 'dad'... it's Father or General.

Bolaire kicking his feet a little, not unlike the the three days, the first two months apart, the last almost a year later, when he got his first 'Uncle Bolaire' from Hero, Shadia, and finally from Alogar, not that long before he left to train with the Barrow-gaurd.

A thing cannot create.

Julien is actually short (compared to everyone else in the party, Julien is average height, like 5'7 everyone else is just 5'11+) but he constantly wears tall/heeled shoes and his hair adds a good inch

After a fight, Julien disappears to go deal with all the blood he's probably covered in, and comes out with his hair wet and barefoot and is a noticeable few inches shorter than everyone else except for Murray

- StuffAndThings

There you are. :)

Not stupid at all, in fact i have firmly integrated this into my headcannon.

Kattigan is a big advocate for Floor Time™. If you need him, you can be damn sure he's on the floor somewhere with Wulfric

This has led to problems when the floor he's laying on is in a hallway or door

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This is why he makes friends with Paladins, so there's always someone nearby to heal him when he gets stepped on.

Somehow it is always him, never Wulfric.

He also somehow convinces Azune (it doesn't take much, you know how much he looks up to Kat) that it's very good for your muscles and then then people walk in and both of them are like... on their backs, legs straight up against the wall.

Wulfric is licking Azune's ear.

Cause in my mind, they're big. Like really fucking big. Like twice as long as he is tall when fully stretched out sorta big. And he hasn't had them long, he's not used to having these giant things strapped to his back

So I'm picturing him accidentally flexing them or turning a bit too fast and smacking someone in the face. Of course he feels apologetic, everyone else thinks it's funny as fuck (when it's not happening to them of course)

He does however learn he can smack someone for being annoying and usually get away with it if he says sorry and sounds pathetic enough. Usually.

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Yes, and I think they have a bit of a mind of their own? Like he tries to keep them tucked down and folded but he gets excited or scared and they're up again. Or he's just stretching them and smack into Julien's face.

He hasn't hit Thimble yet because she's so fast and even though she is Not A Wick Fan she honestly has the most sympathy, and is glad her own wings don't extend so far from her body.

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Julien in bed with someone and they go to tie him up, as you do. And once the other person makes sure he's secure and he can't get out, they just ... leave.

Not even in like a "you have to control yourself while I'm gone" or whatever. They just leave him there. It takes Julien an embarrassing amount of time to realize this isn't a part of the scene.

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Embarrassed and mad and probably missing a coin purse and IS NOT GOING TO MEANTION THIS TO ANYONE.

Anyway he's a little squirrelly for a while about letting people tie him up. Not in an actually communicates way but in a acts more dominant in bed and squirms away from even being pinned down no matter how much he misses it because something in that Did Not Feel Good in a way he can't quite put into words so he's just gonna ignore the entire thing now.

- StuffAndThings

Ohh, haven't whumped on Julien in a bit let's see.

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Julien sat alone at a quiet table near the wall in the Nattered Warlock. The place was disappointing not nearly as disreputable as he had assumed from the name and the general state of disrepair it seemed to be when he had passed by earlier.

But the wine was terrible and he was being mostly left alone, so he supposed he couldn't complain too much.

At least not about the tavern.

His body ached, the last few days on the road had been miserable, cold and wet and stormy. The constant rain had made the trails treacherous, and Julien had been on foot the entire way. He had fallen a dozen times in the last day alone, and racked up more bruises than a day of sparring would give him.

He kept his hood up as he drank to try and hide what the last fall had done to his face, bruised and scratched, he was lucky it had spared his eye.

He had finally made it here to Dol-Makjar, and somehow his mood was still sour. He was cold, his skin caked in mud, and he didn't even want to think of the state of his hair.

There was nothing he wanted more than to lose himself in a pair of friendly arms and the comfort of a warm clean bed with a familiar body to press against, safe from the perils of the road.

But somehow he couldn't make himself stand or turn his feet along familiar roads. No one wanted a lover to turn up like... this. He should get a room somewhere, make himself presentable, he thought.

Passive perception would be up since they're still technically conscious, but it'd be at disadvantage, which is a -5 to the score

You would need a concentration check to stay in the trance

You would remember what is going on around you, but it'd likely be a bit fuzzy

So hope this helps :]

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..... The idea that this horny little group has caused someone's DM brother to be hassled is very much entertaining me.

.... That disadvantage sounds like it might be 3.5 or older?