#YEAH THE ROGUE ONE HALLWAY SCENE WAS HOT #YEAH LUKE WRECKING VADER BECAUSE HE’S STRUGGLING WITH THE DARK IN RETURN OF THE JEDI WAS INCREDIBLY MEANINGFUL #YEAH DARTH VADER WAS SHIT YOUR PANTS LEVEL OF TERRIFYING IN JEDI: FALLEN ORDER #YEAH LUKE MOWING DOWN SOME DARK TROOPERS IN THE MANDALORIAN WAS PEAK STAR WARS #BUT NOTHING N O T H I N G WILL EVER GO AS HARD AS REVENGE OF THE SITH #NOT ONLY ARE THESE TWO ASSHOLES HAVING THEIR FIGHT ON A LAVA RIVER #EVERY MOMENT IS FULL OF EITHER SOMETHING EXTRA AF OR SOMETHING THAT BREAKS YOUR HEART #OBI-WAN PRACTICALLY YELLING “DO A FLIP” AS ANAKIN LEAPS OFF THE CRASHING PLATFORM? AND ANAKIN DOES? #OBI-WAN STILL TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO ANAKIN EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING HE’S DONE? #TWO BEST FRIENDS, CLOSER THAN BROTHERS THEY WERE, FIGHTING BECAUSE ANAKIN CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO CONTINUE LIKE THIS? #ANAKIN LEAPING OVER OBI-WAN SO FAR THAT HE HAS TO WINDMILL HIS ARMS NOT TO FALL INTO THE LAVA RIVER???? #OBI-WAN DRAMATICALLY STANDING ON THE PLATFORM, THE WIND BLOWING HIS HAIR, AND LOOKING INTENSELY INTO THE DISTANCE, SORROWFUL BUT DETERMINED? GODDAMNED M A J E S T I C #ANAKIN ROCKING THE ‘HASN’T SHOWERED OR SLEPT IN FIVE DAYS BUT STILL LOOKS THAT HOT’ LOOK? #ROTS REALLY SAID ‘MAKE HIM TOTALLY UNHINGED BUT ALSO REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD-LOOKING’? #NEITHER OF THEM CAN GET A HIT ON EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER SO WELL? #BECAUSE OBI-WAN REALLY DOESN’T WANT TO DO THIS #AND I HAVE TO THINK SOME PART OF ANAKIN DIDN’T EITHER #BUT THEY’RE AT AN IMPASSE #ANAKIN CAN’T ADMIT WHAT HE’S DONE #OBI-WAN CAN’T LET HIM CONTINUE #THEY CAN ONLY KEEP GOING FORWARD NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY WANT THE OTHER TO BACK DOWN #ALL WHILE FIGTHING ON A LAVA RIVER AND GOING LIKE 100MPH DOWNSTREAM #I’M SHRIEK LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME TIME #EVERY TIME I NOTICE NEW AMAZING AND HEARTBREAKING THINGS #E V E R Y T I M E #NO OTHER STAR WARS HAS EVER
