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oh so mike was just homophobic? he wasnt a repressed queer kid? oh okay cool
whats that? will was right in believing he’d never be loved? cooooollll.
huh?? the only queer relationship broke up? rovickie is bones for absolutely no reason? we dont even see vickie in the epilogue?? so great!! love that.
ahhh stonathan was brought up as a joke to make fun of queer people? because two men in a relationship is so funny? rightttt.
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small things I would have done to make stranger things better (these are not all new takes nor hot takes):
kill off hopper in s3- this would have had his character actually serve a purpose and serve a consequence. would have given joyce some independence and also strengthened her bond with jane
never make mileven romantic - jane deserved to experience the world without romance at the forefront. her and mike could have been a wonderful friendship
actually have vecna kill max in season 4 - would have raised the stakes of season 5 and given lucas some real character growth. could have strengthened the friendship between dustin and lucas, and created and interesting dynamic in the group. would have left room for lucas to have a storyline about his trauma/growth as a character and made him more complex
not bring kali back or make her a reoccurring character - whatever they did to her was just bad. having her in one episode of season two, showing jane that she can be independent and grow from the trauma of the lab, just to bring her back later on, strip her of her autonomy, kill all her found family, and let her be abused til she died (also making her a catalyst for jane’s suicide). her death/recapture didn’t really raise the stakes either because nobody has an emotional attachment to kali. if they made her reoccurring since season two maybe her death would have had an impact.
hms:
pair the party up romantically via lumax, byler, and henderhop - if all three of those relationships were developed gradually and realistically, it would’ve been very satisfying
take out the vecna and 12 kids storyline - zero substance since nobody give a fuck about these characters who were granted 30 hours of screen time in the very last season of the show.
replace holly’s s5 storyline with mike - could have been interesting to see mike and max’s dynamic (if max was still alive) and would have given him a chance to workout his depression and internalized homophobia (who said that??)
also obviously not make the traumatized girl kill herself cause it’s “the only option” and uh not made the traumatized boy believe he doesn’t deserve love - just not good writing choices imo
Just saw someone compare N*ah Schn*pps ugly ahh Stanger Things charcter to my handsome heroic glorious beautiful intelligent strong amazing perfect gorgeous optimistic talented outstanding husband Luke Skywalker. Don't ever do that again.
How do you block tags. If you told me from 2022 that i wanted to block the stranger things season 5 tag i woulda thought u were insane. bc im so genuinely sick or seeing how fucking shitty the whole thing turned out to be. I fucking hate hearing about it. “Fuck you duffers” “this is what we could have had” i agree. But also i dont fucking care. I dont. They fucked up, used AI to write s5, cheaped out on scenes when they literally have millions on their budget. I DONT CARE. Im given up on the whole damn thing. All i care abt is eddie and steve and when i think of them i just think about how eddie rlly died for fucking nothing bc that could have been written sm better too.
Early seasons i still love you, but i just dont wanna think abt this shit anymore. Get it off my dash 😭
i love steve harrington as a character, i do. but gooodddd im so done with the differ brothers and stranger things' shitty writing... is it too hot of a take to say [the truth] that it should have been Steve instead of eddie and eddie shouldnt have existed at all? instead of. whatever the fuck they thought they were doing with him in s4 and 5 ?
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It's actually really embarrassing how hard they've been advertising Stranger Things!!!
Like, oh, they shop at target just like me???? 😬😬😬
It's giving "pleasepleasePLEASE watch our show 🥺🥺🥺 we know it's not good and nobody wants to watch it and you probably forgot it exists since last time but PLEASE watch it, there's just a few episodes left!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺"
Like, damn, I did not actually think things were that dire! I knew I wasn't interested, but I was under the impression that the public at large was still engaged! But all the advertising really made it feel like no one gives a fuck anymore lol.
Anyway one of the commercials came on during football yesterday, and my dad was like, "...I just don't think I'm comfortable after finding out about how that guy cheated on Lily Allen." (That guy = David Harbour) Which I thought was extremely funny! 😂
My 60yo dad was literally like, "I can't just WATCH Stranger Things after listening to Lily Allen's album about how David Harbour coerced her into an open marriage and then managed to cheat on her, regardless!!" Hell yeah, you can't! ❤️
It sucks when goyim praise ST4 like do you not follow any Jewish people because they filmed in a concentration camp, are turning it into a themed hotel, and appropriated Jewish trauma in the show itself(number tattoo on the wrist. Are you serious)
I think we’re way past the show being acceptable for kids to watch. But have you noticed how…sucky all of the authority figures are in Stranger Things 4? And have you considered how irresponsible and what poor taste that’s in?
Hopper straight-up says “she needed me to get out of her way so she could grow beyond me.” Um, yeah, Hopper, she needed you to stop protecting her and keeping the monsters and government officials from snatching her. She needed you to quit showing her what a real, affectionate, sacrificial dad was like. Yeah, that sounds right.
Joyce, who straight-up wielded motherly attention and love like a superpower in Season 1, just…dipped, and left her emotionally unstable son and daughter to go chase a super-dangerous rumor in Russia, without even having the presence of mind to notice that Jonathan’s been checking out and ignoring his problems with the help of friendly neighborhood weed for the past few weeks?! What?
And the kids have ALWAYS lied and stolen and shut the authority figures in their lives out, in every season, and it’s always been portrayed as a good thing. A necessary thing. Parents are no help, guys. They just want to get in your way and stop you from helping your friends. They won’t believe you if you tell them what you think and feel. Even the best of them, the ones who punch their way into alternate dimensions to save you and can see right through slimy would-be boys who aren’t mature enough to protect your heart? Those well-meaning parents are just meddlesome, pesky steps on the staircase of life. Plant your converse sneakers on their faces on your way to better and more free, progressive, autonomous Things.
I might be overstating it but GOSH, point to literally one adult, one parent, one authority figure in this show that is either helping to save the world or protecting a kid effectively. I said EFFECTIVELY.
