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✨official straightla firma CW cast listing!✨

david-7, portrayed by white man of the month

trexel geistman, portrayed by some dude

hartro piltz, portrayed by sexy woman #7

bathin, portrayed by the crying cat meme

imogen, portrayed by... is- is that supposed to be a woman? we didn’t actually have the money for more trained actors so this will have to d-

In straight stellar firma, stellar firma ltd is actually a communist government. David, a good little capitalist boy whose individuality is being Crushed, creates the concept of private property with David’s Place, and shows the world that actually, the workers having the means of production is bad because uhhh, oligarchical tyranny is bad and we all know that’s what communism really is.

there’s nothing to be concerned about dear anon! trust us we are simply like this all the time <3 it’s like if trexel and david were actually running a blog together but with far less fish kissing and alcohol