#stoner loki

I’m a huge stoner and I wanna smoke weed with my fictional Boo.🥰 I want a fic where the character is either already a stoner (secretly or not) or tries weed for the first time with the reader. Throw in some fluff and if you wanna do smut, by all means, go for it. ❤️💚💛

(I already wrote one for Daryl Dixon. Click here)

Zuko ⬆️

Anakin Skywalker⬆️

Kylo Ren⬆️

Daryl Dixon⬆️

Negan⬆️

Karl Heisenberg⬆️

(Doing every Loki ship was a bit over-ambitious, so I just went with a handful.) 

Thor looked from guilty face to guilty face. “Who wants to start?”

“Steve does,” said Valkyrie.

Steve grimaced. “So, Tony had these brownies…”

“Hey, is it my fault that you all neglected to mention that Reindeer Games has a hard-on for chocolate?”

It took Thor a moment to put together the pieces, but he had lived on Earth long enough - and been exposed to enough Midgardian mass media - to understand. “You gave Loki marijuana?”

“In our defense,” Steve said, pointing at the figure of the crown prince of Asgard, who was huddled under the coffee table, “that was not the reaction we were expecting.”

Thor rubbed his forehead for a moment, and then crouched down. “Loki? Are you okay?”

Loki peered blearily up at his brother with watery red eyes. “Thor, you… you’re a walrus. Why are you a walrus?”

“I… what?”

loki stoned to the bone: i know

thor: AND YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING?.!?!

I agree. Poor thing would be fighting shadows and screaming at crumbs on the floor lol