#stitched requests

could i request a headcanon of wallace wells, stephen stills, ramona flowers, and gideon graves on what turns them on? preferably with a female reader.

thank you!

What Turns Them On?

Fandom: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World.

Requested: Yes.

Featuring; Wallace Wells, Stephen Stills, Ramona Flowers and Gideon Graves.

Format: Headcannons.

Warnings: NSFW!

A/N: Thank you so much! I usually accept headcannons requests with 3 characters maximum, but I liked this request so much I’ll do it! Thank you for requesting!

I just realised how hard this will be to write with Wallace and Stephen because they’re both gay...

Wallace Wells

• You won’t have to do much to turn Wallace on, since he almost always already a little turned on.

• Show the littlest amount of skin and BOOM!

• He’s semi hard.

• But if you do it on purpose, then he gets really turned on.

• Like if you know what you’re doing then he really likes it.

• That really turns him on.

• He also might really like it if you touch him out of nowhere.

• It doesn’t matter where you touch him, he’ll still get really turned on.

Stephen Stills

• Stephen is a weirdo.

• Similar to Wallace, he gets turned on all the time.

• But very differently.

• It’s very specific things that turn him on.

• Random things, I suppose is a better way to describe it.

• It will likely take you sometime to figure out what exactly those specific things are.

• But once you do, it makes him go crazy.

• Have fun.

Ramona Flowers

• Ramona is very different from the boys.

• She is almost always ready for sex, but that doesn’t exactly mean that she is always turned on.

• Ramona is very picky.

• It’s very difficult to turn her on.

• Like Stephen, it will take a while for you to figure out all her turn ons.

• And unfortunately, there aren’t many.

• But one thing you should remember, is that Ramona’s ears are very sensitive.

• I’d go as far to say that her ears are her E-Zone.

Gideon Graves

• I’m sure we all know by know, that Gideon Graves is a pervert.

• He nasty 👀

• He is always turned on.

• Everything and anything you do, Gideon finds some pleasure in it.

• Breathe in front of him and he gets a semi.

• Gideon is always aroused and ready.

• As in ready to take you behind the scenes and ravish you.

• And not in a nice way. He has no respect for anyone.

• But what really gets Gideon going, is when you initiate it.

• It makes him believe you want it just as badly as he does.

• Gideon is the dominant one though, don’t forget that.

Marrying Ramona Flowers

Warnings: Sexual references but no smut.

Featuring; Ramona Flowers.

Notes: This was a pretty cute request. I hope you like it! I hope you don’t mind the sex part, but if you do you can skip it. I put lines to section the sexual part so you can avoid it if you want to.

• Wow, I’m impressed.

• You got Ramona Flowers to marry you?

• That is certainly a big achievement.

• Mostly because Ramona doesn’t believe in marriage.

• Her belief in true love definitely lacks quite a lot so it’s only natural that her belief in marriage would do too.

• Wanna know her thoughts? Well here we go...

- “Why would any sane person stress themselves out so much by planning such an expensive one day event?”

- “Do they realise that they will probably never wear that million dollar dress again?’

- “Or that nobody will finish that massive 3 tier cake?”

- “Also do they know that literally nobody cares?”

• Good luck trying to convince her otherwise.

• Eventually when you finally make her agree to it, there are rules.

- Only a small wedding, with only close friends and family.

- Ramona will absolutely not dye her hair back or to another natural colour.

- Watch her dye it pink on your wedding day.

- She won’t wear heels, just because she can’t be bothered to.

- And no big poofy dress.

• Imagine that, your pink-haired bride walks down the aisle in pink converses and a white but skin tight and extremely short dress.

• It doesn’t even reach her knees.

• Oooh, how scandalous!

• Well it’s only close friends and family so I doubt they’ll care too much.

• You may get a few snide comments but nothing Ramona’s hammer can’t handle.

• You and Ramona go to Vanice for your honeymoon.

• Why? Idk. Ramona wanted to go or something...

• Ramona maybe a little lazy at times but walking around and exploring is something she absolutely loves, so you’ll be doing that for a lot of your vacation.

• I hope you like walking too because your legs are going to be very tired after.

• And not just from walking.

—-//—-

• When you’re not walking, you’re having sex.

• Yep. There will be lots of sex on you and Ramona’s honeymoon.

• The very first thing she packed was lingerie.

• And sex toys.

—//—

• But anyway, marrying Ramona would be a good decision.

• She loves you dearly and only wants to ensure your happiness.

• She has difficulty expressing her feelings sometimes so getting married might make it a little bit easier for her.

• Marriage doesn’t usually bring out the best in people, but for Ramona it will.

• She will calm down a little and start to understand yours and her own feelings a lot better.

• Ramona would make an amazing wife, both loving,caring and loyal.

Cyborg Noodle Realising She Has A Crush On You

Fandom: Gorillaz.

Pairing; Cyborg Noodle x GN! Reader.

Format: Headcannons.

Writing Time: 1 hour.

Warnings: None.

Requested by: Anonymous.

Notes: I was really excited for my first Gorillaz request, and so happy that it for Cyborg Noodle! So much so I started writing it immediately. This has got to be my fasted completed request in years. Seriously I loved writing this request, mostly because Cyborg Noodle is my favourite from Gorillaz. I wish she was talked about more. Thank you so much for requesting this!

Cyborg Noodle

• Despite common belief, cyborgs can have feelings.

• Cyborg Noodle is a prime example of that.

• Although I have no clue how or why.

• How tf was Murdoc able to create a robot with to ability to feel emotions?

• He must be a genuis or something.

• But anyway, Cyborg Noodle was well aware that she could feel things almost immediately after being created.

• Her whole body ached from all the wires and other shit attached to her body.

• Her whole body was so heavy it hurt to move even just a little bit.

• She hated how stiff her body was.

• But she quickly got used to the pain and was able to move despite it.

• I remember reading somewhere that Cyborg Noodle once had a crush on Justin Timberlake.

• So she must of been aware that she had romantic and possibly sexual feelings too.

• I wonder how much Murdoc actually built of her. Physically.

• Like does she have reproductive organs? If he can give her emotions he can give her a fully functioning vagina too—

• Also can she age?

• ANYWAY, Cyborg first realised she had a crush on you when she thought about how much you accept her.

• She knows 2-D and Russel aren’t so fond of her simply because she isn’t the original or real Noodle.

• She also knows how much she creeps Noodle out, who wouldn’t be creeped out by their clone?

• And as much as they get appreciate and care for each other, she knows Murdoc only created her to bring the band back together.

• Cyborg has always lacked real love from another person in her life.

• But then came along you, who accepted her completely for who she is.

• You never judged her for her reason of existence and never thought any less of her just because she is a robot.

• Cyborg Noodle noticed this right of the bat, but never thought much about it until...

• One bitter stormy night when Cyborg was hiding under her covers late at night crying her eyes out because she believed no one loved her, she suddenly thought about you..

• She thought hard about the way you would smile at her, hug her and treat her.

Warnings: Some may find the GIF below disturbing.

Requested by: Anonymous.

Request: seeing as you did the request I was wondering if you could do a follow up on cyborg noodle and reader getting together after they both realise they like each other?? how would they act around each other after wards, how would the others react to catching them making out or cuddling, idk just random hcs like that.

Notes: This is part two of ‘How The Band Would React To Walking In On You And Cyborg Noodle...’, which is a follow up to ‘How Cyborg Noodle Would Realise That She Has A Crush On You’. This was hard to write altogether. Don't send in requests like this again. My fic requests are still CLOSED.

Part one of this mini series is here.

How Would Cyborg Noddle Reallse That She Has A Crush On You is Here.

Cyborg Noodle

That same night Cyborg Noodle had realised her feelings for you, she decided she had to tell you. Or at least let you know how much she appreciates you. But how? She had no idea when was the right time or where the appropriate place was. All night she thought about the perfect confession.

In the middle of the night, Cyborg Noodle in front of her bathroom mirror trying to think of a way to ask you out. The more she thought about it, the more frustrated she became. She couldn't think of anything that didn't make herself cringe or sound normal. Cyborg also began to doubt herself too.

'Who would want to go out with a literal machine?' 'I'm only a bag of metal and wires.' 'Who would believe that a cyborg has feelings?' 'How do I know for sure that Y/N doesn't also dislike me? Or isn't creeped out by me?'

Poor Cyborg Noodle was so conflicted and frustrated. She eventually gave up, and went back to bed in a bad mood. The next morning Cyborg Noodle felt a little better. She still had no idea what to say around you but still figured she'd give it a shot.

Like usual, Cyborg Noodle and Russel were the first up. But literally said nothing to each other, as Russel made his breakfast while Cyborg awkwardly watched. Like usual. Real Noodle was next, who only gave a side glance to Cyborg Noodle before fast walking out.

During this time Cyborg Noodle was writing some mental notes on how to talk to you. Maybe she should give you a gift or something. But what kind of gift would you like?

2-D suddenly walked in and gave a small smile Cyborg's way. Well that was the most she had gotten all morning.

"Hey um, you want some toast?" 2-D asked her shyly.

Cyborg Noodle blinked, "Um..."

The pair then stood in an awkward silence. An UNCOMFORTBLE PAINFUL silence.

"I'm not really hungry.." Cyborg lied.

Well it wasn't really that much of a lie, it was the truth. She wasn't hungry at all. But she did miss the big part where she didn't need to eat at all. Because ya know.. she's a cyborg.

"Oh ok right." 2-D shrugged and went back to making his own toast.

Cyborg breathed out a sigh and went back to thinking about you... Right as you walked in.

"Hey Stu." Y/N waved at 2-D before looking straight at Cyborg Noodle, "Hey Cyborg."

Cyborg felt her body get hot and tense slightly as she nodded a slight Hello back at you. She immediately felt the need to hold her notebook closer to her chest, out of fear that somehow you’d see them from 10 feet away. You noticed the way she clung onto her notebook.

But instead you turned back to 2-D, who had his back to you as he was spreading jam over his toast, and quickly swiped one of his slices.

“Oi! Oi!” 2-D quickly chased after you.

As you both ran out creating loud giggles into the hallway, Cyborg Noodle peeked down at her notes again and sighed slightly at how useless they were.

Not thinking much about it, Cyborg Noodle ripped the pages out and threw them into the rubbish by the door.

Cyborg Noodle could still hear Y/N and 2-D laughing and giggling in the hall together, and so began counting down the seconds till one of the you two or both, woke up Murdoc...

“FOR LOVE OF SWEET SATAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!”

Cyborg smiled slightly, she was always amused by Murdoc’s yelling.

——

A few hours later Cyborg Noodle was sitting alone in her room strumming her guitar lightly.

She was so full of boredom and it aggravating her. She also had this bad sinking feeling but didn’t know why. The feeling was bad like she had forgotten something or something bad was going to happen.

She thought she was just tired so she tried charging herself with the wires all over her room, but that wasn’t it.

So she thought something was wrong inside of her and so stood in front of the mirror opened up her chest, nothing looked unusual or out of place in her so she closed herself up and flopped onto her bed.

Ugh, this feeling was making her sick. She thought about going to Murdoc and having him check her out, just in case it was something she couldn’t fix herself.

But before Cyborg could think anymore about the awful feeling in her stomach, you randomly bursed into her room.

Without even knocking, how rude?

Cyborg turned to you, quite superised.

“What’s wrong? Did something happen?” Cyborg Noodle asked immediately standing up.

If something was wrong it would explain her bad feeling.

“No no, sit down.” You replied.

Cyborg Noodle gave you a confused look, but still did as you told her.

You stood in front of Cyborg Noodle holding a damaged previously scrunched up piece of paper. You handed her the paper so she could read it. Her whole heart dropped.

It was the notes she had written earlier of how she could confess to you.

Cyborg Noodle felt her heard speed up too fast, her body go red and numb and her throat go hoarse. You know the hoarse throat you get before you burst into tears?

She was so humiliated. The poor cyborg girl was convinced she was gonna cry in front of you, maybe even vomit.

I guess it makes sense now why she felt awful before I guess.

“Oh Y/—“

“Shh wait. Don’t cry.” You assured her.

“W-Why?” Cyborg Noodle let out a choked sob from embarrassment and fear.

You sat next to her on the bed and pulled her in close to you, “Because I feel the same way....”

Cyborg Noodle made another sad noise and wrapped her arms around you while she laughed in relief and cried still from fear at the same time.

Appearance : 5'4 ace/heteromantic girl ambivert.Dark brown hair/eyes(glasses) a little chubby/muscled and pale skin+permanent smirk/smile/ neutral face. My style varies a lot (always comfy) but I never wear dresses heels/makeup. I love to imagine outfits with symbols from fandoms or my own drawings so I have a rather unique style who changes a lot

MBTI: INTP-T

Zodiac: Gemini sun, Taurus rising, libra moon

Enneagram : My dominant is type 5 then 8. Quizzes says that I am a 5w6 or 8w7

Personality : .Sassy sarcastic a little naive but I have a backbone (don't bother flirting with me and if you feel that I am flirting with you which happens a lot then it's just my personality and on the rare occasion I notice they have to confess or I won't believe it) ,calculative,protective,creative,expressive,,tsundere,manipulative,a devil's advocate,prideful,charismatic,smartass,bookworm,daydreamer,a little insensitive/blunt because I'm more on the logical side so I don't really understand or recognize emotions,vengeful,mischievous,a huge tease,open minded,very curious,gets annoyed easily,impatient so kind of a bad temper,observant but not romantically,sadistic to a point but my conscience prevents me from doing these acts.Indifferent to many things,open minded,morally...unique. With my friends I am either laughing, goofing around or annoyed. Those who don't talk to me see me as a nerd aggressive smart and blunt person ( even prideful) and strangers as a polite sweetheart. But I am a chaotic good/neutral. I notice a lot of details because I don't let my guard down even if I daydream plus I have a photographic + sound memory and they work very well in all situations which can be a bother when I try to concentrate which is difficult for me because I get distracted easily.

Dislikes: I hate injustice and fight for my beliefs. I have trust issues so I never talk about my problems and will use humor when confronted. Daylight. Cooking. Slow things or people. When I get teased in a mean way (otherwise I actually like being teased it's a fun fight after). People who don't pay attention to a conversation and then ask to repeat it more than once. People who change side easily and always criticize forgetting themselves. I tend to be aggressive and expose an annoyed face easily (I am moody), plus I hate orders and love pressing people's buttons it's funny(in a fun way rarely in a mean one) unless it's a sensitive subject. When I feel that I am unwanted or someone insults me or take me for granted I become very cold and distance myself and the relationship becomes strained the more they take time to ask for forgiveness. I can't handle overly serious people who can't take a joke.

Likes: I love cats/laughter/sweets/pranks/dark humour/ a true crime and Supernatural enthusiast and I love science especially concerning space, chemistry, robotic and psychology. Books, sleep, drawing and video games too. Oh and debates I love them. Surprises too I hate routine and runs away from it

Hobbits : Reading, getting lost in a book, drawing, learning, debating, daydreaming, sports (fighting ones), art (music/drawing/writing) and video games

have some bad habits like biting my nails (I just got rid of it)/lips and moving my leg up and down because I am always nervous, disorganized room/sleep and eating schedule plus I am lazy. Of course if someone tried to address my problems I will change the subject or use humor. I don't understand a lot of references because I'm either too lazy to watch or I don't care/predictable. Also I might try to hide it but I am very competitive and a sore loser

What I look for in a relationship: A smart crackhead. Someone who will give me space because I will seem distant. A patient person since I don't open up easily. Also cuddles and trust and debates. Surprises too because if it gets boring I will run.

Fun fact : I dream a lot and write my dreams. I don't mind nightmares on the contrary I welcome them because I find them to be a nice experience and they give me ideas plus the amount of emotions you can feel is amazing

Thank you!

Match-Up #47

Warnings: None.

Requested: Yes.

Format: Match up.

A/N

Please write shorter match ups! I’m gonna start deleting the too long ones at this point. Also I have literally no idea what enneagram means.

Black Butler - Earl Ciel Phantomhive (O!Ciel)

Well, you two have a lot in common.

For example you both love sweets, true crime, dark humour, reading and so on...

Also Ciel has trust issues too.

He’s definitely not what you were looking for, as I quote “a smart crackhead”. (It sounds as if you were trying to get Undertaker 👀 - that’s right, I can see right through you).

You bounce off Ciel well. You bring out the smallest piece of humanity that is still left in Ciel.

But you both tend to argue a lot. About literally everything. Cats, pranks, suprises...everything. Your strong sense of justice pisses him off just as much as his seriousness and lack of affection pisses you off.

You’ll both have to fight hard for your relationship to work, which Ciel might not want to do.

I’m Italian, my pronouns are she/her and I’m bisexual. I’m an ESFJ. I have green eyes and dyed cherry red hair. I dress with black clothes and I wear black eyeshadow or eyeliner. I’m the sweet mom friend of the group, always there for everyone and my friends say that I’m really good at comforting people. I’m very optimistic, I always try to see the good in everything and I often put other’s needs before my own, I would do everything for the people I care about. I have a sarcastic humor and I love making others laugh, people say that I should be more serious and that I shouldn’t joke around so much. I don’t like when people tell me what to do and I’m not afraid to stand up for myself or for someone else. I’m also very ambitious, I always try to achieve my goals. I absolutely love listening to music, it helps me relax. I also love watching horror movies even though it’s impossible to scare me.

I really hope I did this right and that I did not write too much, have a great day :)

Match-Up #48

A/N: Thanks for requesting! I having written for Stranger Things in a while. For everyone, please include your age or the age range you want your match up to be if the fandom you are requesting from has both children and adults characters.

Requested: Yes

Format: Match-Up.

Fandom: Stranger Things.

Stranger Things - Dustin Henderson

I ship you with Dustin!

You two have so much in common, and you both understand each other so much. You’ve had very similar victories and struggles.

First of all, you both are incredibly ambitious and love to make others laugh. As a result, you both tend to attract a lot of people wanting to be friends with you.

You are both the mom friend of the group, which means you both know what’s it’s like to care so much about your friends. You care for them with so much love and kindness, and are always the first person they trust with anything.

But because you care for them so much like a mother (or father in Dustin’s case) you both are often taken for granted. Your friends tend to forget just how much you do for them and only remember when you stop. It can be extremely frustrating for you when they do that, but thankfully Dustin understands and can relate.

Now onto your actual relationship with Dustin.

I can imagine you both tend to shower each other with love. With affection and gifts. Your love language is physical attention and attention. This may or may not include PDA, that is up to you. Dustin would love to show everyone how much he loves you but he is still a gentleman and respect your wishes if you don’t want that.

I am androgynous, and have both masculine and feminine energy, as I identify as being gnc. I can't exactly explain what gender i am, as i dunno what label I'm most comfortable with. I use it/its pronouns though, and I'm bisexual! I am an infp type t, with a pisces sun, (though technically i am on the pisces-aries cusp due to being born on march 20th) aries moon, and Cancer rising. My favorite color is yellow (though it doesn't really relate to my overall vibe tbh) and my least favorite color is pink. When it comes to what i wear, I'm partial to neutral tones and masculine clothing unless I'm feeling specifically feminine. I have dark brown hair with bangs that usually cover my left eye. My eyes are hazel, and typically appear brown or dark green. I'm 5'2, and am somewhat chubby. I have a very round face, and my cheeks are very defined when my face isn't relaxed. My teeth are pretty sharp, to the point where I'd consider my canines and anything behind my canines fangs.

My hobbies consist of drawing, roleplaying, listening to music, sleeping, and watching old kid's movies. I know that's not many hobbies, but I don't get up to much.

I'm a cat person, with a preference for warm colors excluding neutrals. My favorite holiday is Halloween, and my favorite season is winter until it actually gets unbearably cold. I'm a night person and ambivert, and i consider myself to be pretty adaptable and friendly. I manage to be pretty intimidating in real life, for some reason. People like to make rumors about how I can be aggressive or violent, but I've barely ever physically fought with anybody outside of family.

I have ADHD, BPD, PTSD, and SAD, along with GAD and social anxiety. These can get in the way of a lot of my relationships and i do need lots of reassurance that people aren't mad at me or aren't thinking badly of me. I tend to withdraw if I'm upset, and need to process things. I don't typically leave the house unless it's a requirement, and i like chewing gum and bouncing my leg as my coping mechanisms. I'm pretty stubborn and have a short fuse, but if i really like someone it's hard to let go of them. I tend to fall in love with my friends on accident.

My most ideal traits in a partner:

Maybe someone who. Acts tough but is really just a big softie on the inside? Or maybe someone who is clingy but not aggressively or in the way a child would be, in the sense of the excessiveness. I need to be able to take care of someone, or I'll feel like a burden, but i also need them to listen to me ramble, and help me decide what I'm feeling. My thoughts are often jumbled, and i feel really intelligent until i speak to people. Definitely looking for a lot of cuddles and cute conversations. And definitely some adventures.

My most toxic traits happen to be my excessive stubbornness, sarcasm, and tendency for emotional extremes. I also have big issues with being direct about my boundaries and moods. I ignore red flags often, and i nag a lot. I try to be really adaptable while also being independent amd sometimes it just doesn't work out.

Match Up #50

Fandom: Avatar The Last Airbender

Format: Match up

Featuring: ⬇️

A/N:

Interesting, we have a lot in common. I also have a lot of feminine and masculine energy too, and have all the same hobbies. Halloween is also my favourite time of year.

But please remember to keep your match up requests way shorter.

Avatar - Toph Beifong

You and Toph have a lot in common.

You have both masculine and feminine energy (although I wouldn’t say Toph is androgynous), you both can be very stubborn and sarcastic and you both find it very difficult to ask for help.

Toph is the definition of someone who acts tough but is really a big softie on the inside. But finding something to help her with will likely be difficult, since she hates asking people for help. She wants to be independent and can end up feeling rather insulted when someone tries to help her, even when she knows she needs help.

I think Toph also suffers from ADHD, a least in a small way. So she would completely understand you there and would definitely try to help in anyway she can. Toph may struggle slightly in the beginning to understand your other disorders, but she would catch on pretty quickly and be great partner to rely on.

Toph is great at spotting red flags in people, remember she can feel when people are lying through her feet. So she’d definitely be able to help you with spotting red flags.

Toph wouldn’t be so into cuddles and affection, but would slowly but surely start to crave it from you.

Match Up #49

Fandom: Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)

Format: Match up

Featuring: ⬇️

Black Butler - Sebastian Michaelis

I ship you with Sebastian!

I actually found this quite difficult actually. Your personality is all very interesting but I still wasn’t sure who to match you with.

I went with Sebastian because you two are very alike.

Quiet but not shy, aloof but positive, very observant and helpful. Those are all traits you and Sebastian both possess.

Your hobbies are also just like Sebastian’s, he also likes to study/research and meditate. You two might enjoy doing these activities together.

One thing that sticks out though, is Sebastian’s inability to feel actual empathy. He can pretend but it’s still pretending, he’s faking it. And you always notice because you are very observant. I don’t know if you’d confront it about it but if you did, Sebastian would only brush you off.