#stellkid

happy birthday you perf onion head, you. I love you lots and lots like jelly tots because we've known each other forever and idk how you haven't got bored of me yet but you is da bestest like yeah. We've been through so many laughs like I've lost count, not bc I can't remember I promise. You is da lube to my butthole, the crust to my bread, the blue to ur waffle, and the apple of my pie. 

Idk how to be nice to you because I can't remember the last time I was and just because it's your birthday doesn't make it any different you janky slut. Don't get too high on your sweets and make sure bitches love you all day erry day nig. And my grammar is disgusting and I am sending myself to hell back to father ok this calls for some serious TLC. IDK WHERE I'D BE WITHOUT YOUR DAILY BULLSHIT STORIES LIKE OMGG THEY'RE SO DUMB THEY MAKE ME LAUGH AND YOU'RE SUCH A CELERY STICK LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHERE U GET IT FROM. This is so irrelevant now it's not even making sense why aren't you stopping me where's the stop sign. 

OK SO I LOVE HOW WE'RE LIKE UN-IDENTICAL TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH LIKE A YEAR AFTER EACH OTHER, I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE SO SIMILAR TO ME IT'S CREEPY AF OK, AND HOW MOTHER SAID SHE'S SEND US UP TO MANKY LAND ONE DAY AND IT BETTER HURRY COS I WANNA HIT U IRL FOR DA LAUGHS. I AM RAVEN NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES OYU DNEY THAT SHIT AIGHT, DNT NEED U. I LOVE HOW WE WATCHED LIKE 2 HORRORS TOGETHER SINCE THE TIME OF KNOWING EACH OTHER AND WE CONSTANTLY JUST TALK BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME, DON'T LET ANY MOTHA FUCKA BRING U DOWN LIL NIG I'LL CUT THEM. 

OH BTw

I DID IT FOR THE LULZ

I DID IT FOR THE LULZ

I DID IT FOR THE LULZ

dnt die now bitch.

ok i love you and happy Hanukkah.

enjoy being 17, such a poo age. 

so u can throw it at my head and knock me out