Dec 27, 2025
Say hello to the abomination that is the cover art I made for my CD with my Static Man playlist on it
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Say hello to the abomination that is the cover art I made for my CD with my Static Man playlist on it
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Nick waters sketch
the pound of flesh
1.4k - Archive 81, Canon Typical Gore, How Arthur Became Static Man
Flesh will not be necessary for your consciousness moving forwards.
βYeah, I heard that bit. No fucking clue what it means, though, like- am I gonna become a ghost? Is this just a weird, drawn-out way of saying that youβre killing me?β
You will not be killed, Payphone says. Perhaps you will wish you were dead, but that will not be the case.
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Arthur's made some unwise deals, and Payphone's come to collect.
day 4 of whumptober!
Chris, Nicholas & Static Man
Wonder if Bashar and static man ever hang out together
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Everyone in fics say Nicholas leaves tape recorders around which 1. Super wasteful 2. High maintenance 3. Have you forgotten that left of the dial takes place in 2021?
Nicholas has ring cameras in his house for static man. I know tape recorders are on theme... But static man says that as long as he's being recorded in some way, it's fine... Surveillance cameras included.
And of course this doesn't matter and no one cares bc it's been years but I've been thinking forever.
I'm not listening to a statnick playlist. Guys. I swear. I'm normal.
Guys I archive 81 didn't affect me that much okay you guys I I don't ship a scrawny dark wizard man with a dude who's literally named Static Man that would that would be ridiculous guys I swear I'm sane please