WHICH SHIP IS BETTER
bumblebee x blitzwing
hex x static x cyrix
BUMBLEBEE X BLITZWING STATUS : FANON PROPAGANDA : N/A HEX X STATIC X CYRIX STATUS : FANON PROPAGANDA : N/A
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WHICH SHIP IS BETTER
bumblebee x blitzwing
hex x static x cyrix
BUMBLEBEE X BLITZWING STATUS : FANON PROPAGANDA : N/A HEX X STATIC X CYRIX STATUS : FANON PROPAGANDA : N/A

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i havent been able to get static wireplay out of my head today so here ya go
statics first time getting his wires played with hes incredibly enthusiastic about it leading up to it. as you unzip his jacket and trace your hand over his panels, he shivers with a smile while you start to unscrew his abdominal casing. as his wires are exposed to the air he suddenly grows a lot more shy, all the subtle sensations clouding his monitor and making him feel oh so vulnerable. your hand gently nestles into his wires as he lets out quiet but earnest moans, one of his hands gripping your arm for support as he trembles at your touch. slowly you start to stroke at and twirl his wires around your fingers and his whimpers grow louder with each touch of your hand. as your pace rapidly picks up all static can do is moan louder and louder while he submits to your touch, electricity shooting throughout all of his body while his mind overloads itself in pure pleasure. hes so enveloped with how good your hands feel that he doesnt notice one of his wires being brought up to your mouth, until you lick right up its casing. static throws his head back with a lustful shriek and bucks into your mouth as he reaches his peak under your tongue, his whole body shaking as he comes down from his high. you place a kiss on his screen as his consciousness fades, falling to the lull of sleep in your arms with the memory of this night replaying in his slumber
Stolen Life on ao3
Stolen Life is a fic I wrote on ao3 under the name TheMixtapeSystem. It’s an angst fic full of pain and suffering and violence and manipulation and character death. There’s multiple endings.
Stolen Life itself is complete, but the series I’m starting for it is still in progress. This fic has 19,333 words, and I am VERY proud of it. I don’t actually know how to promote fics on tumblr so I hope I’m doing good here lmao
The summary is
““…Why are you doing this?”
“What do you mean, Hex?” Slasher feigned a confused expression, with the partial face he had on his screen. Everyone else on the teams looked on, as the pair of robots argued back and forth…
When Hex got home, all he did was cry.
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Slasher steals Hex’s life right from under him. Befriending his friends, stealing his basketball career, taking everything away from him. Hex is going to be ruined. And when he’s on the ground? Slasher will enjoy taking the final blow.”
The warnings include graphic depictions of violence and major character death. Please heed these tags.
There are a lot of inconsistencies but I swear I didn’t use AI to write this I am just stupid and cannot remember my own writing (from two years ago mind you, I started this fic in 2022 and only finished it this year) to save my life.
Hopefully you read it and hopefully you like it! God I hope this finds the right people
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
"Mom said it's our turn to be the strongest rehyperfixiation!"
seriously I love them so much aaa
and for some reason bad things happen to the characters I love...
(static just. doesn't know what to do in this situation-)
Another Static + reader
It was midnight at your house. Sleepily, you flicked through the channels on your TV. You could barely keep your eyes open, but you couldn’t sleep for whatever reason, so you had turned on the TV, hoping to fall asleep listening to it.
Then, you saw something that made your eyelids open wide despite their heaviness and made you jolt from the brink of exhaustion! Instead of an ordinary cartoon, news broadcast, or anything you would expect to see on TV, there was a robot staring at you from an empty space with badly pixelated clouds in the background. You calmed down for a second, figuring it was just one of the more strange TV shows, but it didn’t last long because the robot said this: “Hey you! You in the (your shirt color) shirt!”
“WHAT THE HECK?!” You yelled at a much higher energy level than you had the capacity for a few moments ago. The robot on the other side of the screen started to look dejected, despite not having a facial expression. “I’m sorry,” he started. “I really need to stop freaking people out like this.”
Those words reminded you of a rumor that had been spread around town for a while. They said that if you tuned into the right channel at just the right moment, the TV would watch you back in the form of a robot with a CRT-screen TV for a head. Creepy!
Even so, you were never really scared. Just surprised. And his apology for nothing made you feel bad for him, wondering if he was okay. You shouted slightly, “Wait! What’s your name?”
He looked very surprised! “S-Static! wh-what’s yours?” “I’m Y/N. What are you doing in my TV?” You asked gently. He answered, “I was sent to a place called the TV world because… of reasons…” You didn’t press it. “Okay. I hope to see you again!”
He waved goodbye, but just then, the screen glowed green, and a strange force started pulling you toward the TV. “Oh no- RUN!” Static cried, but it was too late- the TV world sucked you into itself. Breathing heavily, you took in your surroundings, including the little bot who was now right next to you, shifting awkwardly. “Uhh… ‘sup.” He said.
“Hi.” You greeted back. You looked behind you, and the screen through which you came had disappeared. “So… how do I get out of here?”
Static replied, “Well, there isn’t a way right now, but I’m gonna help you out as much as I can, ‘k?”
You nodded. For a haunted TV channel he was really nice. You started to wonder if he really was what the rumors told you. Was he really a haunted TV channel? You decided to ask him.
“So there’s this rumor going around town about a haunted TV channel that watches you back. Is that true?”
Static looked mildly surprised, but supposed he should have seen something like this coming. “No! I was built in the real world, but someone put me here. I’m not a ghost or anything, just a regular old robot.”
“Oh okay.” You sighed.
Static jumped as if he suddenly remembered something important. “Hey wait! This dimension wasn’t meant to handle more than just me!” Then he calmed down a bit. “But there’s only one other person. We still have a while before it gets too bad.”
Then the sleepiness from before came back full force. You yawned, laying down on the TV world’s floor, which was surprisingly comfortable. Static noticed.
“I think we have enough time to wait until morning to find a way out of here. Just sleep for now. You’re gonna need to be well rested to find a way to escape tommorow, dude.”
You nodded slowly. Static sat next to you, gazing off into the distance. You let rest take you over, successfully this time.
The next morning, you and Static had a singing battle for fun and it opened a portal to the real world! Static didn’t want to go through at first, but you managed to convince him. After that, you were best friends in the real world. The end :)

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Static fnf + reader
Static was minding his own business in the TV world as usual, until, suddenly, an unfamiliar, human-sounding scream rang out across the void. He was startled and confused. Why would a human enter the TV world? He, the defective robot who was dumped here so they could get rid of him, was the only one who was supposed to be there. Moreover, the tv world could only handle him. If more people were there, it would be VERY dangerous. And why were they screaming? He had to look for the source of the scream, someone might be hurt!
There was nothing in the void-like world to get in the way of his vision, so just by turning around, he saw you laying down on the ground after falling screaming from the “sky”, but slowly getting up. After regaining your footing, you saw static almost instantly. “Hey.” you said.
Static said nothing for a second, being a bit shocked, but as soon as he realized he should say something, he quickly fixed that. “What’s up, my name’s Static! How did you get here?”
You shrugged. “I don’t know. What is this place?”
“This is the TV world, and no one’s supposed to be here but me! Did you get sucked in or something?” Exclaimed Static. He was also a bit surprised by how calm you were after falling from such a height while screaming and landing in an unfamiliar pocket dimension. Seriously, what are you made of?
You sighed, “Like I said, I don’t know.”
“O-oh, right.”
A bit of awkward silence followed until Static remembered something important. “H-hey, this place wasn’t meant to handle more than just me! You g-gotta get outta here soon!” He said in alarm. You asked, “Why? What’s happening?” Just a bit more fearfully than how calm you were before.
“Don’t panic, but only one person can be in the TV world at a time. I promise I’ll help you get back to your world.”
You relaxed, confident in Static’s ability to help you. “So how can I get out?” He answered with a plain, simple answer: “I… have no idea.” He had no face, but you could tell by the tone of his voice that he was getting anxious about this realization.
“Oh no.” You uttered nonchalantly. “Anyway, how about a rap battle while we wait for the inevitable destruction of the dimension keeping us alive?”
Static was more than a little unsettled about your careless demeanor in a situation like this, but agreed as he had nothing better to do and apparently no way to save them.
One rap battle later, you had really gotten to know each other through song and Static was impressed by how nice you could be despite your strangeness. Maybe dying in a breaking world wouldn’t be so bad after all if you were there with him. (Not that he wants you to get hurt <3)
He asked you, “Say, what's it like, living out there in the real world? I've only ever watched from the outside, So I've always wondered what it's like.”
“Pretty good.”
He gazed into the “sky” thoughtfully. “Maybe one day, I can… No, that’s a silly thought. When they put me in here, they said I was defective. A defective bot like me doesn't belong on the outside. Still, it sounds like a cool place! You must miss it already huh?”
For one of the rare times in your life, you were shocked. “What? Who would say that? You don’t seem defective at all, and that sounds really mean to say!” Static’s screen turned pink from the compliment (saying someone isn’t defective isn’t really a compliment but he really believes they were right, poor guy) but otherwise he just shrugged. You decided to help him feel a bit better with another song battle.
After the song battle, a glowing green portal suddenly appeared, just strong enough for one person. Static urged you, “Go! I don’t know how long that’ll hold!” You told him, “Not without you! You deserve to see the real world too. What if we can make the portal stronger by singing even more?”
“You’re crazy, you know that? If I leave, there’s no going back! Everything will be new and alien! Would I even belong in a place like that? A defective robot like me?” Static worried. “I don’t really know if there’s anything wrong with you but you deserve to see the outside.” You said, putting your foot down.
“Heh. You have a strange way with words, funky little dude(Gender neutral). Maybe the outside world is worth giving a shot after all. Let's get outta here!”
After the last battle, the portal was strong enough to pull both of you back to reality. Static thanked you, and you went home. A few days later, you met again and have been close friends ever since. :)
I tried animating Static’s idle,,,