#blitzwing tfa

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WOE.BEGONE is an audio drama without official character designs, so one of its cover images has been used to represent Lop.

Please let me know if I used the wrong image or tags for either character! I do my best, but I'm not in every fandom.

Propaganda for Blitzwing:

in at least one iteration he is canonically plural (TF Animated). he is also hilarious. we love an evil motherfucker here for a good time. additionally, he's purple

Propaganda for Lop:

But the premise. Tiny Blitzwing. TFA specifically.

There’s plenty of fics accentuating the size difference between the Decepticons and the Autobots, further more in either the BlitzOp or BlitzBee fics I read. (Is the favorite character obvious yet?) Amazing. I love those. I eat those up.

But. Reversed?

One means or another, Blitzwing gets stuck small. Allspark fragment misshap, some experimental mod, general coincidental tomfoolery what have you. Obviously, shocked and rightfully pissed at the situation. Worst yet is that before he can flee the situation to update Megatron, he’s caught by the Autobots.

Issues abound. Autobots don’t have small enough stasis cuffs, so they need to figure out some alternative containment. The lingering threat that if the Decs figure out the technology, it’ll be used against the Autos/ or figuring out how to potentially undo it if the thing happened again. Precautionry measures. All the things when you end the day with a tiny triplechanger you have to not only keep safe (Autobot code and Ratchet can’t fix those small of wires), but from constantly running away.

Then Blitzwing. Poor Blitz. In the past when he could easily grab and throw Bumblebee or Prowl, now they can pick him up with the same ease. It’s unprecedented. It’s humiliating. It’s terrifying. He already had his thoughts about the tiny organics, surely he’s not that small. He’s still a big warframe to the organics right?

Then Sari enters the room. She’s able to look Blitzwing in the eye.

Proceed to inflict another 500 points of emotional damage on the boyo.

Sari, is of course, Sari. Perhaps Random mentions something of snowcones, then through various little schemes is actually able to get snowcones. (Sari’s not sure if bots can consume flavoring syrup, but Blitz doesn’t seem to mind). Point is he starts adapting a little (he) to his new size.

And BOOKS! Human culture! Blitz can get properly distracted and curious about human culture (I see you fic writers, we love Blitz being curious about our world. I still remember one fic mentioning he wanted to read about it all but human books were impracticle to him). Imagine the shock of a library. Blitz borrowing Sari’s controller to try and beat Bee, going through all 3 faces trying to beat the yellow bot.

The Bots also gotta adjust to this tiny warframe, who by the way, still shoots them when he’s mad or in the mood. (Doesn’t hurt bad. Think Bee’d stinger effects on regular Blitz). Also it still freaks them out when he goes into jet mode and decides to play Laser Fly, or plays Mine Turtle as a tank. Worst yet, he’s become friends with Sari, engaging in mischief the Bots are too big to participate in. Maybe some theft of Prowl’s hologram to make Blitz blend in better.

Sides, Blitz is useless to Megatron like this. What’s the harm in a little fun? Meg can’t even see him when he’s this small.

Meanwhile Lugnut is pulling overtime to cover Blitzwings absence. Megs order this bot to have a cold one with the constructicons please. Thanks to Sumdac’s signal dampener, they have no clue where Blitzwing is. Could be dead for all they know. The All Spark Key organic has found a new friend recently. Megs may know of the starting incident, or he may not. I haven’t even gotten that far with how exactly it happened.

This is basically Silly Shenanigans the fic.

Will I write this as a serious thing? As snippets? I don’t know. Maybe, maybe not. I’m easily distracted. I still need to loosely figure if I’m going to write Blitz as one person, or as Wings/Blitz/Zing (you’ve infected me Crispy/Maybe_A_Candle). If anyone else sees this and decides they want to write it or draw it or toss in a silly scenario- TAG ME PLEASE I WANNA SEE IT!! I’ll even respond to asks about it (first major post like this please be nice ;-;). Any and all help, insight, goofy ideas, and sillies are appreciated.

"back again"

"flare is back"

"tell a friend (or kill them idc)"

@flare-of-the-sun

Link can be found here! | ACGGOODS

I’m goooooodd but I might move out of the state . But how bout u ?…

I also want an itabag for me n my f/o ^^

Random is like a parasite in the sense he cannot survive without the other two. I think of him to be an unholy amalgamation of both Hothead and Icy's fears, truamas, and strong emotions, so Icy and Hothead directly feed Random with their reactions and feelings. Hothead and Icy can survive without one another, if the other face were to die somehow. As long as the face is removed before rotting begins, the other face can survive. Random cannot do this. If one of the faces dies, he becomes weaker and more dependant on the surviving face, and potentially might even turn into an uncomfortable uncanny version of the survive face with only one mind to feed off of. If both Icy and Hothead die, Random automatically dies with them, as he cannot survive on his own.

Unfortunately, this is the only way to kill Random, who's considered to be the most dangerous out of all three faces due to his unpredictability. You'd have to kill both Hothead AND Icy to rid of Random.

Random himself is ageless, and cannot be killed as long as either Icy or Hothead are alive. Trying to attack Random first will not go well in battle.

I think Hothead would be the youngest. In human years because Cybertronian years are confusing, Hothead was probably 27 when combined with Icy, who was 34. In present time, Icy is 46, while Hothead is 39.

Even though Random is the most dangerous, Icy can become the most aggressive if provoked enough. Hothead is a lot more bark than bite, but don't get me wrong Hothead will definitely rock your shit if agitated. What i mean, is if Icy is pushed enough, he will snap and become extremely aggressive. He's just gotten incredibly good at managing his emotions, and it takes a lot for him to snap, like say Hothead being killed. He literally has to be pushed to the edge of what he can handle in order to snap.

Back to Random, the reason he seems so uncanny to other Cybertronians is because the main influence in his appearance is the fears of both Hothead and Icy, and a big fear every Cybertronian has is the uncanny valley, thus shaping how Random looks.

I also think when Random first formed, he had a really bad stuttering issue because he didn't know how to properly use their voice box or vocal cords. He has since correctly learned how to use a voice and no longer struggles with stuttering.

Hothead probably makes shitty horrible puns. Random finds them funny, Icy finds them annoying. It's giving sans and papyrus with Icy and Hothead.

Icy and Hothead also probably fight a lot, but it's more of Icy correcting Hothead, and then Hothead ragebaiting Icy because he finds it funny, and starting an argument. Something like

"that's such an ugly shade of green"

"Thats not green, that's mint"

"It's not like there's a difference!"

"Actually yes there is, mint is more blue"

"Nuh uh"

"Fym nuh uh"

And then cue a very long, incredibly stupid argument.

Random focuses the most of their combined survival, because if Icy and Hothead die he dies, which he doesn't want. So he'll often front in battle when the other two get overwhelmed, and he's the most willing to result to horrid things for survival, like eating a dead rabbit or something. The other two find this disgusting.

They share taste buds so whenever Random resorts to eating something gross, the other two have to taste it and flip their shit. It took a while for them to find food they all agree on.

If they could eat human food, I think they'd all like pumpkin pie, and all collectively hate really sweet cake frosting because it makes them want to gag from how sweet it is.

It's me!😍

"BlItZwInG's HeLm Is BaSeD oN a NaZi HeLmEt"

WRONG YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, from what I know it's based off the Legionnaire Hat, which today are commonly used in Australia and had origin in France. These hats are meant to protect the neck from sand and sun. Tell me, dear friend, which of these hats look more like Blitzwing's helm?

If you said the one on the right, you're correct! If you said the one on the left, you'd be wrong you soggy tea towl. Yes, hats like the Legionnaire were used by Nazi soldiers back in ww2 when expanding to Africa, but they were not considered to be apart of the official Nazi uniform. Do I think Blitzwing could be based off a a German soldier? Yes! Is he based off a Nazi? NO!

Let's use our brains here, do we seriously think a fucking children's cartoon is basing a character off a NAZI. LETS USE OUR HEADS HERE, PLEAS I BEG OF YOU.

Spreading this misinformation allows horrible people to fester and enter our fandom spaces. It gives them a way to push their horrible ideologies in spaces that are meant to be places of comfort and creativity. This also puts the people like me who like the character in danger of harassment for liking a "nazi" character, when in reality that is fake information. It's genuinely pissing me off, can we fucking stop with this bullshit