#starget

Target loves his personal space

Stampy, Hit the target and Gregory

(Yes, I know Hit the target became Stampys helper after Gregory died and George was never a puppy Stampy tamed him as an adult, this is just a cute idea I had.)

Maybe this could be an AU were nothing bad ever happened.

Hit The Target gets legally married to Stampy, but Stampy has no idea what has occurred until his helpers start congratulating him on the wedding. And so he goes over to Target and is all like “we are getting a divorce right the hell now” and Target’s all like “okay, so how are you planning on splitting custody of your dogs and how much of the estate goes to me?”

Stampy suddenly realizes that this was the plan all along, taking over his world and stealing his dogs through the power of legal union. And he’s like No Actually That Cannot Happen Lets Stay Married. And then shenanigans ensue because Target starts really leaning into the marriage bit. He starts making Stampy his breakfast (or asking Stampy to make him cake as well because he loves cake) and he moves into Stampy’s house and he starts following him around while building and calls him a bunch of cute pet names and Stampy just has to go along with it because he can’t risk losing his world and his dogs over this.

Stampy Cat: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Hit the Target: But you’re always acting stupid?

Stampy Cat: ...

& you cosplayed Dirk strider in a target Starbucks this a call out post from the barista who clocked you as a homestuck,

come forward if you're not a coward I just wanna talk 💚💜💛💙