1. favourite place in the country
easyyyyy! if it wasnât for amsterdam i wouldâve moved to the uk a long time ago, i think. this city is just home to me, makes me feel settled. i havenât been to the city centre for three months and i think thatâs the longest i havenât gone in my entire life and i feel restless? almost want my old flat back. but yeah iâm not a particularly big fan of my country, amsterdam is its saving grace. whoops
6. most hated song in your native language?
donât tell my family but i hate dutch âsmartlappenâ. my uh, jordaanse, family loves them and they play them loudly once everyoneâs gotten drunk, but i canât. most dutch music is not meant for me. also jan smit? YIKESÂ
HOWEVER, this is one of the biggest monstrosities weâve ever produced:
(it translates to âHaving a crush (is like a magic gum ball). what the fuck.)
15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?
if you burn your hole, you have to sit on the blisters
itâs raining pipe sticks (or, alternatively translated: âitâs raining blowjob-sticksâ, âitâs raining trouser-leg-sticksâ. the word âpijpâ has a variety of meanings in dutch fnfnfn)
like the clock ticks at home, it ticks nowhere
itâs better to have one bird in your hand, than 10 in the air
if you say A, you also have to say B
thereâs a horse in the hallway
there comes the monkey out of the sleeve
25. would you like to come from another place, be born in another country?
i mean, not with current events and the mess theyâre in, but we know iâd like to have been born in the uk, this isnât newsÂ
