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ant: you know who i want to officiate it, i’m pretty sure bad, um, bad can officiate it. i want bad to do it but i also know bad doesn’t like flying so i don’t if that’d actually work out.

that’d be so cool. i would love if bad would do it. now, chat, don’t-like nobody mention that to him, i don’t want him to feel like pressured to do it, right. i could understand if bad wouldn’t be able to do it, but i would think that would be awesome.

bad was like one of the first people i came out to, actually.

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puffy: who the hell made this? who made this? i wanna know. i want names, i want names. who did this?

okay, cause i’ll have you know i am very tall, okay, i am super tall and super strong. so, i wanna know why somebody decided to make a height chart of my height-

and you wanna know what the worst part is? you wanna know what the worst part is? jack manifold responded going “it could be worse” saying that on google his height is 5’2”. that’s my height, and he said “praying for you”

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wilbur: i’ll go into the bank and be like hi can i open a business account, smiles

[tubbo laughs]

fundy: please don’t

tubbo: don’t

wilbur: i’d like to make a withdrawal, slides money across counter

[tubbo laughs]

fundy: stop

tubbo: this is just literally pronouncing your actions this is nothing more

ranboo: do you say your actions as you’re doing them?

wilbur: yeah i say them

ranboo: oh no

wilbur: i say-okay but you’ve gotta imagine that there’s like an asterisk around my head, like at all times

ranboo: you have like printed out asterisks

fundy: what if you just go to the bank, hello I would like to get some money, pulls out gun

[wilbur, tubbo, and ranboo laugh]

ranboo: yeah go to a bank and just say pulls out gun cause that’ll [unintelligible or stops talking]

fundy: it doesn’t actually do it, you just stand there and you just say pulls out gun

wilbur: i’m just saying if you’re ever in a public bathroom and you just hear pees, pees, pees, pees, pees then you’ll know who’s there

fundy: you just hear pees, pees, struggle, pees, pees