Tim: I thought people like attention, gifts, and compliments! I thought he'd be happy! Why is he so freaked out :(
Dick: ...
Dick: Timmy, Tim, Sweetheart, I don't think you quite understand how this works.
Tim: What do you mean??? I analyzed the prompt you gave me, and acted accordingly, if anything this is on you.
Dick: Me!? *deep breath*.... Tim, you broke into his house to leave him those creepy notes, he is right to be concerned.
Tim: They're not creepy... they're thoughtful.
Dick: You left him detailed notes on how to optimize his schedule and daily workout. As well as a diet plan and listed concerns about his health and well being.
Tim: To show I was paying close attention to him and cared for him!
Dick: And you left him a brand new set of cookware which is admittedly the least creepy thing you did here. You also left him over a dozen pictures of his comings goings from over the last month because you thought those photos came out nice.
Tim: Yeah, he likes to cook, it was a good gift, practical, and for the record, none of this is that creepy. And I wrote compliments and little jokes on the back of each photo, you don't think he thought I was making fun of him do you? I really hope he knows I wasn't...
Dick: Speaking of compliments, *moment of silence for his patience and sanity* you also gave him a serial killer magazine cut out note recommending him skin products that ended with "p.s I like your skin :)"
Tim: His freckles are cute! And he needs scar cream and moisturizers, winter is coming up! ... I should leave him some
Dick: Tim, No.
Tim: Tim, Yes.
