#stagknight

There’s so much potential for humor and cuteness.

Lyonel’s hitting it off with an eligible noblewoman at a feast. Then he calls out.

“Get over here you tall cunt!”

Duncan ambles over red as a tomato.

“This is Dunk. Say something to the pretty lady Dunk.”

“Uuh hi.” *waves sheepishly.*

“Not much of a talker, but he’s basically a giant sex puppy.”

“Seven hells.”

Damn you @fay-lans

Stagknight (2007)

My rating: 3/10

❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜

“At least he covers his crime of breaking and entering by leaving things behind, rather than stealing them.”

the salty af munday meme

☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?

I’m not easily bothered by things, but if I have to name one it’s lack of effort?

As in not adding anything on their side to move the thread along. Rp is about two (sometimes more) people writing together to create a story. It shouldn’t be just one person doing all the work.

❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?

Not sure if it counts, but maybe that time we had to deal with those problematic rpers in the rp group. I never cursed at them or anything, but having to talk to them while they were continuously rude to me made me grouchy lol.

If I hadn’t been a mod, I would have just ignored them and moved on. 

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently rping in?

Shikaku didn’t look up from his project, but did arch a slightly aggravated eyebrow. In front of him, the moose calf - moose - made another pained noise. Slightly further away, it’s mother made another agitated noise. How it had gotten caught on the one piece of barbed wire for several ri he didn’t know. Just the Nara luck, he supposed.

“How constructive,” he said, snipping another piece of the wire. The calf jerked as it felt more slack - and of course got another bite of the barb for its trouble. Even with the shadow pin gently keeping it from totally destroying its leg it was doing some damage to itself. “You know what we call criticizing a problem without offering a solution?” Snip - another bleat of pain - another step closer to freedom and looking at the fully enraged cow now pawing the ground, another step closer to a very bad afternoon.

“We call it whining. Now, want to corral mom for me? You should be used to it by now.”