#stage16

Hidden Star in Four Seasons stage enemies PART 2.

Hidden Star in Four Seasons stage enemies PART 1.

Similarly to what's happening to clone Aunn (see /post/637780234054385664/) there are some stage enemies that, when appearing, they keep blinking unless you shoot at them. It also seems that bombing or dying makes them stop blinking, but season release doesn't. The stage enemies which seem to blink are:

stage 1

stage 2

stage 3

stage 4

stage 5

stage 6

extra stage

The Giro D’Italia announced today that they would be introducing a new ‘PTT’ or Poo Time Trial in honour of Dutch fecal fetishist and pink jersey wearer Tom Dumoulin.  

The winner of the PTT will have to eat a large kebab and down several warm beers prior to the course start, then cycle 50km, dismount at the designated Shit-Stop (Pausa di Mierda), frantically claw their sweaty lycra off, startle the fudge dragon out the cave as fast as they can, then re-dress, re-mount, and complete the course.  The rider with the fastest shit will get bonus seconds of up to a minute as well as a fetching brown jersey touted as the ‘Maglia Mierdi’ providing ample incentive to fire one into the pan as fast as humanly possible. 

As ever, there are already some mooting the risk of illicit doping products being enrolled to ensure a fast bowel movement, with FDJ rumoured to have already bought up a team car-full of prune juice and laxatives and booked an unusual team retreat in New Delhi.