#squip headcanons

one day the squip gets tired of being so calculating and logical at every interaction

its curious to see what human emotions feels like

so it tries music

it's listens to a song but it can't help but skip along and think of what comes next

after the song finishes, it still feels neutral towards the singer

its devastated that its neutral, why can't it feel intensely? what was wrong with it??

so it tries to listen to it again and it tries to focus on the present by latching on to every note, listening to how they ends, the quality of it, how it fits in with what came previously

but it still finds itself distracted from the emotion in the lyrics

it sinks into the bed, not sure whether to try again

it does, eventually, and realizes that it had been experiencing symptoms of intense sadness: guilt, desperation, self-hatred

it looks back at the song it was playing and recognizes strong parallels of the story and its feelings.

so it tries on other songs and realizes that while it may not be experiencing the feelings of the singer, the singer still provokes emotions through it

the squip can feel and its elated at that

a/n: this is super vague haha, so I hope these random headcanons are okay. Thank you so much for the request!

- Squip is super protective of you, no matter the circumstances he is onto every little thing that could affect you negatively 

- He reads your emotions every time he’s around you and knows exactly how to make you feel better if you’re sad

- Has definitely tried to teach you Japanese (it’s his first language, technically) but you just got frustrated 

- He is rather distant at the start of your relationship, he doesn’t compute with human emotion very well but he tries and that’s all you can ask of him

- He gets frustrated very easily when he needs to deal with people so you act as a barrier for him in public

- Is very helpful in breaking any bad habits that you have, and tries his best to be supportive of you 

I had like an answer planned out, but I just realized I never considered the SQUIP. Like, all of the ideas I’ve toyed around with were centered on Jeremy and how the SQUIP would react with sick Jeremy, but I’ve never considered like what would happen to it?? Okay, let’s headcanon! (I’m probably so late to this game, so if I say a headcanon and someone already said this previously, I’m sorry!) 

- so you know how Jeremy sees his version of the SQUIP? So when Jeremy is sick, the SQUIP’s physical presence fades and wavers while sporting an almost translucent complexion  

- or, the SQUIP disappears because it cannot handle say if Jeremy has a fever. So, while Jeremy is laid up with a fever, he thinks the SQUIP is gone, but when his fever breaks, the SQUIP pops up beside Jeremy like nothing ever happened. 

- or, the SQUIP gets the equivalent of a computer virus while Jeremy fights through a physical virus. Example, say if Jeremy has the stomach flu and can’t stop throwing up, the SQUIP is hovering beside Jeremy while spitting out error codes without being able to stop. 

a/n: I haven’t written for Squip yet, thanks for the request. This is NSFW , dudes

- Boi! He doesn’t get aggressive but he does like 87% of the time (that was really specific)

- He is a massive teASE (like for real)

- He will tease you until you almost explode and use that 13% of your Dom on him (it happens so rarely)

- Has a kink of making you think you’re in charge and then turning the tables and leaving you begging for him in the end

- He is really into dirty talk (not so much degrading but dirty talk, ya’know)

- “You look so good taking my cock, sweetheart.”

- “Tell me what you want or you get nothing.”

- This kinky shit

- He loves to blindfold you because he can watch you squirm underneath him

- Bondage mate, he will tie you to the headboard and that thing will slam against the wall every time

- His favourite position is cowgirl because watching you above him sends his pleasure over the top

- “C’mon, baby. You can go faster than that.”

- He lives to give you the utmost pleasure but that doesn’t stop him from making you work for it