#squeeful

my real answer is has to be lyse hext or minfilia warde. i think both suffer a little from the crime of being female characters, and i see a lot of 'she's boring' or 'she's annoying' in fandom at large, and i heartily disagree. both have male characters who have similar arcs and are more widely adored for them, so i really side eye some of the negativity i see surrounding them. especially lyse, specifically. i will never be convinced that if lyse were a dude she would not be one of the top ships in this fandom. she's tough, flawed, cares so much, not always agreeable, and many other things that are highly valued in male blorbo characters.

Oh, well. If the CDC says so

Another one for you @squeeful. He is a never-ending fount of derpery.

Thank you 💛

Reply with a fic premise that 100% sounds like the kind of thing I would write, and I’ll tell you how embarrassingly accurate it is

It’s hard to take any comic book character’s death seriously, tbh. 

Miss Q.P Urkheimer: brained her fiancé after failing to pick up an easy spare at Glover’s Lanes. Poxville, Kansas, 1936

The Meg lol.  I love sharks and this movie is kinda a thriller about what if megalodons still existed and every time I see how absolutely HUGE the Meg is, I lose my shit.  Seriously, it’s insane.  At one point, I was curled up into a ball, knees pulled to my chest as I was watching the movie cause it’s so COOL but it is also TENSE as FUCK! (They also do a good job of developing characters and relationships, though, so it isn’t just a scary movie, which I appreciate.)