Mar 3, 2019
Phil: Which country has the most birds?
Dan: Portugeese
Dan: Wait
Pj: That’s a language
Dan: Portugull
Chris: Nice recovery
Phil: Don’t you mean nice redovery
Louise: Turkey
Louise: How did we miss Turkey
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Phil: Which country has the most birds?
Dan: Portugeese
Dan: Wait
Pj: That’s a language
Dan: Portugull
Chris: Nice recovery
Phil: Don’t you mean nice redovery
Louise: Turkey
Louise: How did we miss Turkey
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Dan: Yeah, we’re friends, but I’d sleep with you if you asked
Phil: What?
Dan: What?
Louise, without looking up: He said he’d sleep with you if you asked
Dan: Why is there a muddy paw print on our couch?
Phil, panicking: Dan I can expl-
Pj: Halloween decorations
Chris: Aesthetic
Louise: Halloween decorations
Dan:
Phil’s backpack: woof
Dan: As funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” is I’m mad that it overshadows that Lil Wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi
Louise: Can y’all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it
Phil: You had to be there
Louise: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, what would be your state?
Cat: Sober
Pj: Maybe a bit tipsy
Chris: Drunk
Phil: Wasted
Dan: Dead
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Louise: Can you believe Phil fell down the stairs today? Guess age couldn’t cure clumsiness!
Dan, who pushed Phil down the stairs after seeing Phil steal his cereal: I know right it was so wild and unexpected
Louise: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?
Dan: Well, there was this deer in the middle of the road that Phil couldn’t see, so I yelled “Phil, deer!”
Phil: ...
Dan: And do you want to tell Louise what your response was?
Phil: ... “yes honey?”
Phil: Why is Dan in the bathroom on the floor crying?
Louise: He’s drunk
Phil: And?
Louise: And he heard that you are married
Phil: ...but he is my husband
Louise: Yeah, we know that