tell me about evan's terrible friends !!
thanks for the ask!! let me tell you about EVANāS TERRIBLE FRIENDS, aka the jay hill crew:
⢠kingston sharpeĀ ā just āsharpe,ā because heās a jrotc kid to the core ā is the brains of the jay hill crew, by which i mean he has approximately one more brain cell than the rest of the crew combined, which is none; heās supposed to be aĀ ārole modelā to his younger siblings, and he did boy scouts at one point but he stopped because he got bored; he stops doing mostĀ things because he gets bored; his parents think heās dating paige but heās very much aromantic; his plan is to join the army and get out of jay hill as soon as heās graduated high school, if not earlier
⢠rafael medina,Ā ārafaā but only to his friends, the essence of chaotic energy that is the heart and soul of the jay hill crew; he claims ownership of 51% of the terrible plans the crew tries to enact to have fun and pass time; no matter what he does, though, he has a heart of gold and would never intentionally hurt a fly; probably the gentlest member of the crew, and acts as their moral compass when things head south; he and sharpe were best friends first, but then they added evan and paige in middle school and the four of them have been inseparable since
⢠paige hazard,Ā āone of the boys,ā she started out as a tomboy addition to the group but in recent years has embraced the fact that she is 100% a butch lesbian; whatever terrible plans donāt belong to rafa usually belong to paige; the worstĀ ones (like when they tried to spray-paint the highway sign leading into jay hill;; to make it āgay hillā;;) are nearly always her brainchildren; her parents donāt know exactly what she does but they support her every step of the way; she wants to be a professional artist and has had a few pieces submitted to very small local galleries
~ iām bored, ask me questions about evan deroucy! ~














