#avery fairchilde

followers, today i offer you: the fake twitter profiles i made for the AMT characters with the social dummy app because i got bored

bonus: roger & golda (hawk’s hapless lesbian friends) and meggie chang (fan favorite side character)

at last i am answering asks!!! thank you so much for sending this!!! gonna do these asks for the four AMT mains! (i considered using. all 9 AMT characters. but that would be so many oh my god.)

1) isaac. oh my god. i’m pretty sure isaac does cry in public at least once in podcast but if it doesn’t happen in the script it has DEFINITELY happened off-screen. isaac is a mean motherfucker but he’s also 0.2 seconds from crying at any given point, ever

2) rahma... my dear overemotional romantic. she’s the weepy type.

3) avery tries not to cry in general! she tries to keep an optimistic outlook! that said! she is very very anxious very very often!

victor this is such a tasty question...

you KNOW winter would get along with pretty much everyone, because winter is That Way. but in specific i think she would really vibe with rahma and ginger!! for the weird girl energy. (though she might find rahma’s tendency to dramatic emotion... a little overwhelming.) she would also deem reuben trustworthy immediately on account of his being Good With Animals. and she would vibe so so transly with avery we KNOW this. 

avery, being hugged by a girl who is technically younger than she is but much more outgoing and much more experienced about being gaytrans: “.......is this what having a sibling would be like???”

winter, who has like four younger siblings: :D

skip the dog: [licking avery’s hands]

and i think jada would get along with avery too. they both tend to try to blend into crowds while hiding a lot of problems and anxieties. jada tends to... er... sprout plants from her skin when she is stressed. but i think avery would find it very endearing if a little worrying (”do you... need to water them, or...” “usually i just pull them out?” “doesn’t that hurt?”)

patch and rowan (viridi’s partners) would fall right in with bitty and reuben, honestly. patch has the genuine love for their friends and propensity for bad jokes; rowan has the absolute reckless chaotic energy.

aurum and indrajit were made to vibe. we know this. they are both so so annoying but also genuinely probably a little too mature for their age with a tendency to take on problems they shouldn’t handle alone. plus aurum would love drama club; he’s a very good public speaker. and if aurum and indrajit are vibing, we KNOW moon and amanda are vibing. Tough-As-Nails Bisexuals Who Could Kill You. amanda lends moon the leather jacket; moon lends amanda the anarchist zines.

contrary to what some may think, viridi and isaac would not vibe. isaac would get a few sentences into the latest Woe Is Me speech and viridi would go, “oh, let me guess, you’re emotionally detached from your mother and you consistently feel alone and hopeless. can you shut the fuck up and go cry yourself to sleep like everyone else” and then they would not talk to each other again.

aha... what a fun question... that has no connection to the plot of AMT... because it would be silly if someone actually committed tax fraud in my modern shakespeare retelling... haha... ha.

:)

1) INDRAJIT i’m throwing him under the bus right now. indrajit would commit tax fraud on a whim and slowly tangle himself into a years-long conspiracy that he can’t get out of because he keeps escalating the situation in an attempt to get out of trouble. i have an amt AU where indrajit and amanda as adults are actual macbeth-style murderers but the entire thing is played for comedy. “just like breaking bad,” indrajit says, staring morosely into space. “yeah <3,” says amanda, who has never seen breaking bad and never intends to

2) isaac doesn’t need to do tax fraud, because his family is filthy rich. that said. i can see him deciding to just to stir up trouble

3) avery would never do tax fraud because she is a Good Little Christian Girl And Perfect Child but she’s smart enough to do it. she could get away with it if she wanted to

AMT: Avery Rose Fairchilde

It’s stupid to do such a famous monologue. It’s an audition, and I’m supposed to be fresh and original, and this has been done a million times.

But then again, I’m predictable. And how could I do anything else, when I’m literally a Rose by any other name?

- What’s in a name? -

And I think: everything. Everything.

today’s post is for avery fairchilde, the rose of the theater guild and the juliet to rahma’s romeo! a little stressed, a little starry-eyed, and very determined to make everyone around her happy. yes, this includes her parents. and the emo kid at the locker next to her. and her high-strung best friend, and the entirety of the theater guild, and - look, it’s fine! it’s fine. she’s fine :)

listen to her playlist here!