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I am most horrified that the writer killed me off. And in such an absurdist manner. But of course the entire piece was absurdist.
At least it did not get sexual, which was where I initially thought it was going.
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You need to read this
I am most horrified that the writer killed me off. And in such an absurdist manner. But of course the entire piece was absurdist.
At least it did not get sexual, which was where I initially thought it was going.

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*Playing a board game*
@rosadiaz-givesme-bipanic: Spin the wheel!!
@klutzyfox:8!
@spookyscarykittycat: You come upon an ogre.
@sir-sleeve-ripper: Hmmm... avoid!
sir-sleeve-ripper: Your turn Chrissi, roll the dice.
@dragon-slayer-fairy1: 5!
@sherlockisactuallyagaysname: Aww man!! You sunk my battleship.
@something--pretentious: WHAT GAME ARE THEY PLAYING?!?!
You ever wear headphones and listen to music at a really loud volume, then get scared because you think everyone can hear you breathing really loudly?
@spookyscarykittycat: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
@warmachinerox-with-an-x-all-caps: An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
@limp-wrist: A realist sees a freight train approaching.
@that-geeky-dude: And the train driver sees 3 idiots standing on the train track.
@krazykelpgarden: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter 'a'.
@spookyscarykittycat: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Sorry to burst your bubble.
krazykelpgarden: Screw you.
spookyscarykittycat: Yes, that is another one.

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@spookyscarykittycat: What's a thot?
@mango-pickle: uhhh... it's... a thoughtful person
*later at dinner*
@do-gay-dont-be-crime: Here's the salt Anu!
spookyscarykittycat: Oooh, I couldn't reach it earlier. Thanks!
do-gay-dont-be-crime: :)
spookyscarykittycat: You're such a thot.
do-gay-dont-be-crime: *spits out water*
@stuckinthesuezcanal: Some people are like slinkies. They aren't good for much, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
@rainbowsnowflake:
rainbowsnowflake: Please don't push Anushka down the stairs.
stuckinthesuezcanal: *Pushing @spookyscarykittycat down the stairs* Too late.
@spookyscarykittycat: Did you check your bag? I left you a little note on how much I love and appreciate you!
@warmachinerox-with-an-x-all-caps: This is a 10 page letter.
spookyscarykittycat: Double sided, with citations