Wade Wilson, Nick Fury, and Steve Rogers trapped in an elevator together would be hilarious. Deadpool would absolutely piss them off on purpose
Hiiii! @whatrambles β€οΈ I freaking love this idea! Ok so this is kinda shitty, but it's the best I could think of honestly π€·πΌββοΈ
So I have this scenario in my head where Nick brought Wade in to help with a mission so Steve being the leader he went with Nick to meet Wade in the lobby and as they're in the elevator heading to fill in the rest of the team wade started to get bored and kept messing with buttons and ends up breaking the elevator because he accidentally ripped off something. (Sorry for any typos).
Nick, to Steve: When we get up to the briefing room-
Steve: Why did the elevator stop?
Wade: *Hides button behind his back* uh, no idea. I mean, isn't this a you problem because it is your building...
Steve: What did you do, Wade?
Nick: Mr. Wilson, this has never happened before, and the first time it does, you're here, so start explaining.
Nick: Excuse me? Wanna try again.
Wade: Want me to say it in Spanish?
Nick: I swear if Tony doesn't get us out of here within the next two minutes, I'm gonna murder him.
Wade: Ha! Jokes on you patchy the pirate, I can't die.
Nick angrily walk towards Wade: What did you just call me, mother-
Steve, holding Nick back: Ok, ok. Let's just take a breather and wait for Tony. I'm sure J.A.R.V.I.S. will inform him of our whereabouts.
Wade: Yeah, listen to the hundred years old virgin and take a chill pill captain hook.
Steve, to Wade: Watch it, son.
Wade: *Dramatically gasps* daddy, is that you? You came back!
Nick: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
Nick: *Pushes Steve off him and starts choking Wade out*
Wade: *Gasping for breath* Ooo, kinky! I knew the eye patch was just for show.
Steve, trying to pull Nick off of Wade: Would you just shut up already! You're making it worse!
Nick: Your mama brought you into this world, but I'm gonna take you out!
Wade, still getting choked: Wait, so you're my dad?!
Wade: You lied to me Steve?!
Steve, done with everything: *Stops trying to help* you know what have fun.
*Elevator doors open and Nick and Wade fall out of the doors*
Wade, biting Nick's arm: This could use some barbecue sauce *goes back to biting*
Nick: I'm gonna find a way to kill you!
Steve, leaning on the back of the elevator: *Watches them for a few more seconds then gets out*
Steve: *Points to Wade and Nick* that's not my problem anymore. Just let me know when they're done or who wins.
*Avengers watching what's going on*
Tony: So, uh... Guess the meeting didn't go well?
Wade, and Nick still fighting in the background: *Glass breaks*
