#splutters

And for more Royal scoops and exclusive stories from inside John’s head, come back tomorrow when he’ll re-enact the abdication of Edward VIII using some footballs with faces drawn on.

Gay LoL ladies

"When-- Why would I need to control you?!"

o77 hope that midterm went well, I am finished all of mine woooo but I got my short story due for crwr soon AND ALSO..MY FINAL PROJECT FOR MY ANTHRO COURSE THAT I AHVENT STARTED YET I RHOUGHT IT WAS DUE NOV30 ITS DUE ON THE 17TG IM HECKLEDDJFKAHSKDHSDKHSKDD IM SO FUCKED OHKUGODD

[` he blinks in surprise, tilting his head to the side as the warmth flooded to his cheeks] I-- what -- I mean -- what--- If it makes you feel better, I mean-- what--

    "Yeah— well—... You make no sense and you're upsetting me," he stutters out, pouting petulantly and crossing his arms across his chest. He nudges at the taller with his foot, lightly kicking at his calf with a whine.        "Butthead."