#splatoon captain

Tell me this isn’t their relationship with Captain 😭

Also made an OC version with my Agent 4 (Autumn, the yellow one) and my Agent 3/Captain 3 (Jewel, the blue one). Autumn’s not stupid but she does love food and trying new things.

love letter to alterna

words adapted from Stephen Dunn’s Love Poem Near the End Of the World

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

CAPTAIN (Formerly Agent 3)

-Captian wakes up butt ass early, usually because she can't sleep and ends up just staying up the entire night into morning

-I imagine they like to take walks early in the morning when the sun is JUST barely up, and practically no one is awake, just for some peace and quiet (alongside eight, hehe)

-Definitely wakes up early and then randomly during the day crashes, casually falling asleep while trying to do paperwork of give out orders and almost certainly gets nagged at by Callie & Marie for it

AGENT 4

-This MF definitely stays up late doing college work or doomscrolling on her phone, only being kept up by monster energy drinks only to pass out and wake up at 4 PM

-Wakes up with a big ol migraine and has to practically be DRAGGED outta bed

-if up, she'll probably go on her phone and immediately doomscroll through Tik tok for about an hour, somehow its always this

AGENT 8

-Eight has a super tight schedule. She goes to sleep at an exact time and wakes up at an exact time, definitely bright and early

-Probably starts her day off productively, shower, doing chores, that kinda stuff

-She meets up with Captian sometimes and have morning walks together through Inkopolis and get some coffee together (hehehehehe)

NEO AGENT 3

-I just know she gets woken up and HOUNDED by Little buddy so she can feed his little fatass, completely random times

-Neo goes to then crawl back to bed and pass out, with Little buddy of course asleep on top of them