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Four: Captain isn't replying to my texts.
Eight: Let me try
Four: I've tried six time over, they're probably-
Eight's phone buzzes
Captain <3: Hello Eight. What do you need?
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Agent 24, but 8 is a Jumbo Octopus.
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Cap 3: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Eight: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Cap 3: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Eight: ...
Eight: *Sigh* Let me call your therapist again.
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Three: Hey do you know where a ladder is? I need get a file off the top shelf and I can't find it.
Eight: Where is it?
Three: Up there. *She points to a high shelf*
Eight: Oh! I can get it!
Three: Um okay-
Eight: *Parkours up the wall like it's nothing, get the file and lands in a roll right, handing the box to Three* Did you See? It was easy!
Three: ... *Full Special Gauge Jingle, takes the box* Uh, Th-Thanks.
Eight: *Pointing out a pothole* Left!
Cap 3: *On Painkillers While driving* Everything you own in a box to the l- *THunk*
Eight: ...
Cap 3: *pulling over* I think you should be driving.
Eight: Thank you.
Captain 3 and Eight leave 3's quarters together.
Callie: Hey Cap! You've got your collar flipped up! Something exciting-
Cap 3: Callie, Excellent. I just needed to find someone who was available to go on patrol. especially someone with discerning eyes.
Callie: ... I haven't seen anything weird. You look perfectly normal.
Cap 3: Oh, well, Lucky you then. I suppose I'll simply find someone else.
