.ah fuck i forgot to mention the eggs in my car. did i ever talk about the eggs in my car? no? oh. it was on my YouTube channel, blue.decimal. that's where i talked about the eggs in my car.
.i don't have a car. i don't even go grocery shopping.
.I DO HAVE A CAR!!! i'm just all the way out in... uhh... well it's quite dark out here...
.oh. right. i'm in Mississi- no. NOT mississippi. ... m-i-crooked letter-crooked letter... fuck it
.how???? what- what am i doing out here!? i have things to do! places to be! people to talk to!!!
.i think i'll just call Phil.
.oh. shit. i... iii... forgot my phone.
.I'm going to start crying now. how did i even make it this far? what was i-
.it was a stupid joyride, that's what it was. now i'm stuck out billions of miles from my home, with freakin' no-one.
.who was i even going to visit? how am i alive right now? what happened?
ok so. all i'll tell y'all, is that this is me. i will give myself a coloured text later. if i can do the html for long enough without giving up. thats it. more coming soon.