#spikejet

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cowboy Bebop (Anime) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jet Black/Spike Spiegel Characters: Jet Black, Spike Spiegel, Faye Valentine, Ed (Cowboy Bebop) Additional Tags: Drunken Shenanigans, Domestic Fluff, Will I ever write a fic about these two where they aren’t drunk?, the world may never know Summary:

“Whatever. It’s not like we’re married or something.” Jet muttered bitterly. He was halfway through taking a sip of whiskey when Spike’s failed attempt to stifle a chuckle caught his attention. “What’s so funny?”

Spike grinned brightly at him. “I mean, we’re a little married.”

If you create content about Cowboy Bebop and have been harassed by crazed Julia fans policing what you create with stupid screenshotted devotional pamphlets and sermons, please know that most of it is the same guy. Here, Reddit, Facebook, all of it. One sad middle-aged man making multiple shrines to a two dimensional woman who is frankly way out of his league.

There are 26 essays on my blog and the moron is fixated on just the four which talk about Spike and Faye, already labelled as an ‘Alternate Take’ 🙄.

There is no “one right way” to enjoy art and everyone is free to create the content they want to create. Most of his “material” is culturally misinterpreted and half-baked crap.

If you ever read this buddy. You’ve been trying to get my attention unsuccessfully for a while so here you go finally. If you don’t want me to do a full post with exact details of all your presence and activity calm the hell down and leave people alone. Freedom of expression is a thing.

read on AO3

1.5k, Jet Black/Spike Spiegel, E-rating, Canon AU

Hunting down a bounty takes Spike, Jet, and Faye undercover to a BDSM club on Europa. Luckily, Spike has just the collar for this.