Today, dear readers, a new threat to our streets has emerged. Though the picture above isn’t the easiest to see, you can clearly make out the brand new gloryhound that is haunting our very streets. This “Spider-Man” was a TV wrestler no more than a month ago. He was a cheap hack with a stupid gimmick, but, hey, he’s entertaining the youth. Kids need a bit of harmless fun every now and then, but Spider-Man is not harmless. He’s taken to the streets to “fight crime” in an effort to get attention. He wants attention? I’ll give him attention. I’ll give him the kind of attention he deserves. He thinks he can parade around in his tacky spider long johns without consequences, but he can’t. From now on, The Daily Bugle will be here to hold Spider-Man accountable. We’ll update you on his “escapades” on the daily. Make sure to pick up tomorrow's paper for the full story on this wall crawling menace.
Today, dear readers, a new threat to our streets has emerged. Though the picture above isn’t the easiest to see, you can clearly make out the brand new glory-hound that is haunting our streets. This “Spider-Man” was a TV wrestler no more than a month ago. He was a cheap hack with a stupid gimmick, but, hey, he’s entertaining the youth. Kids need a bit of harmless fun every now and then, but Spider-Man is not harmless. He’s taken to the streets to “fight crime” in an effort to get attention. He wants attention? I’ll give him attention. I’ll give him the kind of attention he deserves. He thinks he can parade around in his tacky spider long johns without consequences, but he can’t. From now on, The Daily Bugle will be here to hold Spider-Man accountable. We’ll update you on his “escapades” on the daily. Make sure to pick up tomorrow's paper for the full story on this wall crawling menace.
