Today, dear readers, a new threat to our streets has emerged. Though the picture above isnāt the easiest to see, you can clearly make out the brand new gloryhound that is haunting our very streets. This āSpider-Manā was a TV wrestler no more than a month ago. He was a cheap hack with a stupid gimmick, but, hey, heās entertaining the youth. Kids need a bit of harmless fun every now and then, but Spider-Man is not harmless. Heās taken to the streets to āfight crimeā in an effort to get attention. He wants attention? Iāll give him attention. Iāll give him the kind of attention he deserves. He thinks he can parade around in his tacky spider long johns without consequences, but he canāt. From now on, The Daily Bugle will be here to hold Spider-Man accountable. Weāll update you on his āescapadesā on the daily. Make sure to pick up tomorrow's paper for the full story on this wall crawling menace.
Today, dear readers, a new threat to our streets has emerged. Though the picture above isnāt the easiest to see, you can clearly make out the brand new glory-hound that is haunting our streets. This āSpider-Manā was a TV wrestler no more than a month ago. He was a cheap hack with a stupid gimmick, but, hey, heās entertaining the youth. Kids need a bit of harmless fun every now and then, but Spider-Man is not harmless. Heās taken to the streets to āfight crimeā in an effort to get attention. He wants attention? Iāll give him attention. Iāll give him the kind of attention he deserves. He thinks he can parade around in his tacky spider long johns without consequences, but he canāt. From now on, The Daily Bugle will be here to hold Spider-Man accountable. Weāll update you on his āescapadesā on the daily. Make sure to pick up tomorrow's paper for the full story on this wall crawling menace.
